tony and i ran into the most irritating dude last nite. he shows up just after midnite to the torontoist party to take pictures of the bands and the bar is closed and the bands are packing up he says to us HEY ARE ANY OF YOU IN ANY OF THE BANDS i’m like YES so he goes on about how he thought he had time to make it out bla bla makes a point to mention that he is an ARTIST a few times i’m thinking if YOU are an artist then I am a doctor. anyway he takes pictures of us and some other people and then i asked if he had weed and he did and one was rolled ready to go so i use the can dude’s gone me and tony go out to figure out what next and there is THE ARTIST doing something to a/his bike and he walks up to us and i’m like yeah so about that joint? and he totally forgot all about it also his cellphone is RINGING a lot so we are walking to green room for a drink and smoking on the way there and the guy is acting like he just saved our lives for giving us a few hits and says do you mind getting me a drink then and i said yes just so we could hang longer so i could have more dirt on him.

we sit he gets a beer with a glass he tells the waitress cos artists are classy people too anyway phone rings three more times by this point we are certain that he’s a dealer and the guy is saying in his fone yeah ill be there in ten minutes yeah ill be there in five minutes and he chugs the beer leaving a lot of it sayin that if we get thirsty we can have it hey thanks pal can i really drink the beer i just paid for?

anyway he mentioned two more times he was AN ARTIST and i said what is your art exactly and he says I WORK WITH LIGHT and he enunciated LIGHT for me like i am a huge retard and don’t know what it is. i took his picture of course because I am an ARTIST too and I work with LIGHT also it’s called a FLASH on my CAMERA you loser.

i said to tony that i was glad that i didn’t get all drunk generous or anything and tony pointed out that i gave him my torontoist pin AND later when i wanted a smoke before getting in a cab i noticed that THE ARTIST took my fucking lighter.

fucking artists.

oh and while smoking on the street before getting in a cab guess who should stroll up but my homeless crackhead friend who punched me after i kicked him after he called me a lying cunt after i said sorry for not having money to give him SWOOOON.