debating coolness is up there with politics and religion and abortion. well not exactly but it IS a hot topic. cool is a word you’re not suppose to acknowledge like hipster, it’s almost as annoying as indie. at least the toronto mod scene has been eclipsed by hipsterdom, maybe being a hipster is like being bipolar? i mean, you give something a name and there you go, done. but god forbid I you me him be called a hispter I WILL KILL YOU! really who fucking cares.

everyone’s wearing vests now VESTS!

MY BANGS ARE DIAGONAL!

come to my ART SHOW 2 DOLLAR BEERS!

I AM WEARING PANTY HOSE AND SHORTS AND THE ENDS OF THE PANTY HOSE I CUT OFF SO YOU CAN SEE 6 INCHES OF MY SKIN BUT YOU HAVE TO ACT LIKE I ALWAYS KNEW ABOUT ROCKING THIS AND I FINALLY GOT AROUND TO DOING IT TODAY!

hey i hang with my dad, you know, capital W whatevs.

St. Clair ave is the new college st. you heard it here first!

Ikea no!? I scored this outside some house in the annex man, they were throwing it OUT! it’s TOTALLY vintage.

unngh i’ve had dark hair FORever and now all those blond girls are going dark, ARG.

and so on.