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i just said Whatever and it blew my mind at how cool i am like i don’t care about stuff!!!!!!!!!!! i said it cos elizabeth said dude i am mad at vice for having anorexic models.

she said she was at the library but really she is here snapping her gum loudly and i am going to snap-attack if she does it one more time.

we decided that we are going to be anoreixc together. ANOREXIA-PACT! but it won’t happen because we are fat and drink a lot and eat a lot.

i put in my new piercing and it is tacky and cool at the same time so if i wear the right outfit i can pull it off like if i become insanely goth OR i dress very very feminine and wear nice billowy hippie dresses and have flowers in my hair and people will sigh and think about sunshine in a big meadow and then i turn my head and they are like whuuuuuuuut!? SHE IS SUPER DUPER COOL I AM GOING TO EXPLODE AT HER COOLNESS IT IS SHOCKING.

i like making up scenarios in my head that will never fucking happen and then i quote my scenarios to people in real-time and when they are like you are stupid i am like WHATEVER.

see, full circle of coolness.

SEEN!


jt punk’d spoof

ps. canada has mtv now!? i am waiting to see bunny. thanks a lot now i will get zero things accomplished.

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