i have to go buy a new stud-thing for my face /mouth piercing. last nite i was eating some calabrese salami and (get ready for a cock joke) my stud got wedged in my teeth and sucked into my mouth and the ball almost went through the hole thus stretching the hole out so if i don’t want to have a big fucking hole in my face to suffice a shower curtain ring i have to get a new stud with a bigger ball on the end.
that’s what i get for eating SPICY MEAT named after a man’s genitals.
ps. people who have those big discs in their earlobes as accessories uh excuse me YOU ARE NOT PART OF A TRIBE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND YOU ARE ALSO WHITE.
you’re welcome.
