i’m at elizabeth‘s and we are having a sewing bee, i already made two things. there are potheads here too. i am drinking gin and tonics becaue i am eccentric and better than everyone and this guy was here who had really long dreadlocks and he’s white and i was nice and didn’t say anything when everyone began discussing his hair. he’s a student and so is elizabeth’s friend and they were getting angry cos they didn’t understand why talking about education isn’t interesting they were all ARE YOU SERIOUS and in my head i was like I COULDN’T BE ANYMORE SERIOUS but i played it down some but then this girl says I HATE HOW YOU AREN’T ALLOWED TO BE INTELLECTUAL THESE DAYS and inside my brain exploded and i said calmly but firmly that you are perfectly allowed to be intellectual, yer just not allowed to be pretentious about it and it was pretty obvious neither could distinguish the difference between pretentious nerd and intellect so i asked SO WHAT’S YOUR VIEWS ON ABORTION.

i learned today that i don’t like talking to students.

i said i prefer REAL LIFE experiences and they went on some tangents and i purposely spaced out and thought about how amazing i am.

i’m just gonna drink as much gin as i can get away with without them noticing and then leave.

hi liz don’t let your friends read my blog ok bye!!!!!!!!!!