so this chick explodes with rage out of nowhere on sunday about how she doesn’t understand why anyone would want to go to toronto IT’S JUST A CITY I DON’T GET IT and she’s from newfoundland and went to montreal once and vancouver and says MONTREAL NOW THAT CITY KNOWS WHAT IT’S DOING bla bla bla and normally i am an extremely defensive argumentative person but like bitch obvs. had to get some shit off her chest so i just sat there in awe of this emotional tirade and thinking some fucking nerve, then i said WHAT IS YOUR POINT YES YOU HAVE SAID THAT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND TORONTO FIRST OF ALL YOU LIVE IN NORTH YORK and then i asked if she had an established scene or group of friends. here’s an idea GO BACK TO NEWFOUNDLAND IF YOU HATE TORONTO SO MUCH.

this would be like me sitting at a table with a bunch of newfs and being all I DON’T UNDERTAND NEWFOUNDLAND IT IS JUST NEWFOUNDLAND WHY WOULD I WANT TO BE HERE!?!

or like going to your grandma’s and saying at the dinner table yeah i don’t know why anyone would want to come here like i could be at your uncle’s house or your aunts even but WHY grandma’s house, i mean, it’s JUST a house! and then have my hands up in the air and shrug my shoulders like i am insanely confused.

DON’T GO TO SOMEONE’S CITY AND TALK SHIT ABOUT IT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE NATIVE TO THAT CITY! do you want fries with that moron sandwich?

i was so aghast i couldn’t come up with any reason to back up toronto so i said well we have the ROM and she snaps at me YEAH WELL THERE’S MUSEUMS IN EUROPE!

oh ok thanks i didn’t know toronto was being compared to big fancy europe first it was vancouver and montreal, a city that KNOWS what it’s doing because it has a brain and toronto is deformed. ciavarro put his body between us to calm down this girl cos she would not shut up and likes to make amazing first impressions. later on ciavarro and fil are discussing the skytrain and i played dumb and said WHAT IS THE SKY TRAIN and she gets this look on her face of complete and utter pissedoffness, anyway I was the bigger man and smoothed it over by complimenting her hat mitts and scarf ensemble that her boyfriend got from smart set.