fil is making me a surprise valentine’s day dinner right now. i am not allowed to go into the kitchen. i think i’m gonna bail on that casting call cos i am 1. too nauseous 2. hungover 3. part of my thumb is missing and 4. i am lazy.
i am angry that fil did not get me some sort of plush thing why are guys morons in general hello get your girlfriend something cute to cuddle not flowers because flowers are gay and they die.
i am hating on everything today pretty much.
the t-shirt i made for valentine’s day got delivered to fil’s mom’s and i forgot it there sunday nite because i am an alcoholic.
hi i am hungover and i cut off my thumb can i have a job please oh and do you pay cash?
HAHAHAhHAHAHAHAHAa
i think i am losing my mind.
it was hard to wash my hair in the shower cos 1. i can’t feel my hands 2. i could only use one hand cos i cut my thumb and then i put too much hair sheen goo on afterward so now my hair is incredibly greasy-feeling but good thing i don’t have to feel it myself cos i can’t FEEL! BURN!
