VALENTIN’S DAY ODE
by raymi
i am the smartest i am the prettiest
i am way cooler than meridius
my blog is amazing and it is great
i will smash you with my plate
your blog sucks i never read it
your dumb grandma wears pants that are pleated
your house smells like hot garbage
you could braid mountains from your arm hairs
yesterday i snooped through your stuff
and i left some dynamite in your mom’s muff
when you talk i want to explode
you are uglier than a toad
i don’t want to write the rest of this song
you are too ugly i can’t go on
