
i made steaks last nite for dickhead 1 and dickhead 2 and did they appreciate it enough? NO! it only took me over two hours of prepping! next time i will SPIT IN THE MARINADE! i also went outside DURING THE DAY to BUY EVERYTHING! and all you did was TALK TO EACH OTHER while eating instead of saying YUM and DELICIOUS MOST EXCELLENTIST OF MEALS EVER!
then they joked about having an intervention for me, fil says to samir hey man when are you going to get down to business of why you’re really here? i gave them both cut-eye and said IF THIS IS ABOUT MY DRINKING YOU CAN BOTH FUCK YOURSELVES!
then we had a mini-chat about samir’s online poker addiction which went nowhere and for punishment they watched 7th heaven with me and american idol and R U the girl.





