everything i do turns into some kind of disaster

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got adventurehouse together last nite and stew for an #INQNYE pre-union also a reunion as i haven’t seen stewart since i last bumped into him at unloveable and i don’t remember when he and melucas saw each other last either. so basically last nite was party practice sit-down and i even made a mini speech that was ten words long hahaha.

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THIS IS HOW YOU USE THE PHONE. pre-demo before they all get theirs today.

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feelin’ flu-y.

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on a strongbow kick right now maybe i am trying to convince myself it’s summer.

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throat hurts so much i want to swim in that right now.

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raymi the zombie was here.

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she likes love.

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learn it live it love it, stewart.

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fooling around big time. lots of fun. so excited for NYE. the contest doesn’t close til the 19th so you still have time to enter and vote on photos. please don’t pick losers to party with us thanks. we have high party standards.

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wait’ll you see the videos i dunno if i have the nards to share them. totally hilarious and snarky. even made one explaining how my name is pronounced. maybe i’ll redo that one with my mother.

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melodie loves the artwork/instructions manual.

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this phone has many valuable and useful features. it might get you into the circus.

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it makes you look like this. swear to god i picked it up and in seconds i looked like this. obviously works.

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it’s also a wonderful roti eating companion while all your friends go out for a dart.

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fits in your sock.

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apologies for my weird lumpy body shape. thermal pants baby! twenty seven years of trying i quit.

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i am a ginger magnet. derek is really funny.

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i didn’t know mel could do cross eyes. i can’t do it without a guide. you’d think my humongous nose would be adequate enough.

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it’s lucas’ job to learn us the INQ chat 3G. i love thinking holidays ahhhh.

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first a toast and thank you all for coming and being apart of my exploits.

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party backwards through tiiiiime.

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rugged roti.

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getting the hang of it. easy peasy.

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lamb sweet potato roti. yes i went to mitzi’s two nites in a row. private party at parts n labour and i was too sick for boehmer. will save that for week’s end.

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stewart is pumped can you tell? he said he’s been bragging re: montreal. well, good.

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what’s the purpose of life if not for bragging and influence? you are my party ambassadors. embrace and enjoy it.

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do i look smart?

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i’m gonna have that thing glued to my hand 24/7 hahahah.

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‘scuse me i’m on a very busy imaginary important call.

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stress tore out some of my nails on the weekend. the cycle of life. they’re still long but not as long as they would’ve been.

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ok doke dudes gotta fly, again still time to enter to win this trip for you and three buddies. upload a party picture, be of drinking age, and canadian. done and done. see you in canada’s france very soon.