raymi says:

no one wants to sew with me

raymi says:

is it because i am fat

merkley??? says:

its because you’re bossy

merkley??? says:

like martha stewart

raymi says:

noel said it’s cos my people prefer me online

raymi says:

i wouldnt boss anyone around if they came over i would let them do their own thing and give them booze and then be super super nervous and fiddle with my hair a lot

raymi says:

i would give them a lot of compliments about their sewing also.

merkley??? says:

that cat is at least half turd

raymi says:

are people afraid of me

merkley??? says:

not many people do day activities raymi

raymi says:

some do

merkley??? says:

most people are at work

raymi says:

well they could at least skip work at least once to make a felt animal with raymi

merkley??? says:

true

raymi says:

fil came home for lunch to play katamari with me, why cant people be more like fil?

merkley??? says:

i ask myself the same question

raymi says:

well fine i am going to make thousands of dollars off of my creations and everyone else can make thousands of dollars from their stupid gay jobs

raymi says:

see if i care

merkley??? says:

you should spend ten years on a giant complicated one with every organ in the human body

raymi says:

they already have an exhibit like that at the science centre except with real bodies

merkley??? says:

FELT dammit

raymi says:

I DO NOT HAVE THE PATIENCE TO WORK ON SOMETHING FOR TEN YEARS IT HAS TO BE DONE IN AT LEAST ONE HOUR

merkley??? says:

each organ needs it’s own eyes!

merkley??? says:

start with the liver

merkley??? says:

yours

merkley??? says:

make it sad

merkley??? says:

shit i’m funny

raymi says:

ahahahaha

merkley??? says:

dude

raymi says:

someone just jangled a bunch of keys outside in the hall and went uuuuaaaahhhwww

raymi says:

like they had an orgasm

merkley??? says:

raymis sad liver will be the next cabbage patch doll

raymi says:

gross

merkley??? says:

$$$

raymi says:

i should start selling my clothes

raymi says:

online

merkley??? says:

i just like to tell everybody what to make

merkley??? says:

do it

raymi says:

why don’t you make a fucking felt body

merkley??? says:

felt is for girls

merkley??? says:

and gays

merkley??? says:

i make things out of blood and steel

raymi says:

well seriously i think my liver is pretty fucking happy with itself, it’s getting exactly what it wants and is doing what it is suppose to be doing, hangin’ with toxins

merkley??? says:

party time liver

raymi says:

i dont have grey felt, tho i have black, my liver is probably black

raymi says:

im just gonna sew a bunch of scraps together and hotglue it to a t-shirt or a piece of paper and give it a dumb name and sell it for 5000 dollars

merkley??? says:

liver is more like dark blood colored

raymi says:

oh right i was thinking of lungs