i am EXermaciserLOR! or is it excermaciserlor? there are too many ‘s’ and ‘c’ noises in that word.

it’s ok i know i am scary-looking ARRRRR!

today i finally called my family doctor’s office to make an appointment with a specialist for my IUD. for everyone who is stupid, IUD stands for intergalactic utility device and it makes you not have babies because it lives in your cervix for 2 1/2 years and christians and catholics think you are a murderer everytime you have your period because of it. there is also an IUD that can stay in you for 5 years but i’m done with having a foreign implement in my body for that long without checking it out.

so i guess i have been a murderer for two and a half years.

so yeah my appointment isn’t until late march, almost three months after the expiry date.

oh well.

the woman at the doc’s office tried to have a fight with me over who was suppose to call who and referral this and referral that so i got huffy and was all OH YEAH JUST ASK MY DOCTOR RIGHT NOW SHE WILL KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT EVERYTIME I HAVE TRIED TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH YOU YOU HAVE ALREADY LEFT FOR THE DAY and she says well i don’t have the piece of paper and i said I KNOW THAT’S COS YOU ARE NEVER THERE FOR ME TO SHOW IT TO YOU SO MY DOCTOR TOLD ME TO CALL YOU THE NEXT DAY she says yes but i can’t do anything without the paper then i said

CONSIDER THIS PHONECALL YOUR PIECE OF PAPER!!!!!!!

then she got the point.