if you live in toronto and know how to knit cute little things like this please come over to my place and teach me. i will make you lunch the days you come over and will pay you some money once i complete a tiny animal-thing to prove that i actually know how to knit. oh and i prefer girls, no offense boys.
please come over RIGHT NOW!
otherwise i will become impatient and cut up some bedsheets and sew them together in the form of a cat or a bear and if i give one to my neice she will start crying and all other children will be frightened of me.
you are also not allowed to tell the world how bad i am at learning how to knit ie dumb.
