last nite i vomitted the earth.

i ended up going out with the gals to the pub and was cornered at the megatouch machine for a half hour by this douche who kept farting and trying to get me to make out with him and telling me that that wouldn’t be cheating, and he had a girlfriend also etc etc whatever, leave me alone.

he said he couldn’t handle being rejected twice, cos once before at the strip club he was all up in my shit and then he went on and on about how he is ugly and i apparently said he was ugly, which i didn’t, though i probably did but i dunno how he could have found that out.

anyway he’s a blowhead loser and was doing the same thing to our friend the previous nite.

i was trying to be nice and be all hey man we can play this game together but he kept being all assholey and shaking his head at me like he was disappointed and finally i was like LISTEN FUCKER FUCK OFF but then he got all into it and i’m like look this isn’t one of those times where a girl is giving you mixed signals here by being mean but really she is just flirting with you. when i say FUCK OFF i mean FUCK OFF.

then he disappeared for awhile and came back but we left and i wanted to puke on the stoop of the fanciest store in town but i didn’t