my friend ward let Eriko, this jap village english student borrow his ABBA cd. she didn’t understand the concept of borrowing very well so she brought the cd to japan with her. a week later ward received a letter in the mail – a letter thanking him for the cd “her treasure” and a picture of her with the cd.
hahahahahhahaaaaahahahhahahahahhahaa
i shaved my arms today in the shower. too hairy for my liking. my friend and i have agreed to go as Manni and Lola for halloween. now i have to dye my hair the color of playdoh. and find green pants. i realised this morning i have no idea about make-up. none. i don’t know what color of eye shadow to mix with what, i know fuck all about contrast and eyeliner? jeezis. no way. i heard the best one liner today. this guy bought fluorescent lights and i said i would help him with the door. he is like, oh no problem, these aren’t heavy – ‘cos they’re light.
knee slapper.
