i smell
i have to walk all the way to the pharmacy with fucked up hair to buy some conditioner
i went to the coffee shop wearing the most ridiculous shirt and booty shorts ever and it felt like everyone knew about my stupid outfit and were personally offended by it
and then i saw a boy and girl on a date and the girl said now tell me everything about you and the boy was like uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh duuuurrr
i wonder what kind of conditioner i will buy today
maybe i will buy the most expensive brand with all the bells and whistles and gimmicks
the dude who works there is a homo who tries to push pills on people
that’s what i heard
dude, push away
i missed the season premiere of survivor, did anyone tape it? if you watched it email me and tell me EVERYTHING.
