fil said that in most ways i have the maturity of a 12 year old boy cos i try and shower every other day only, sometimes every two days if my hair is looking awesome enough. he also said that it was cos i don’t know how to take care of myself and if it wasn’t for him i’d have hay in my hair and mis-matched clothes and this whole conversation began once he saw how much toothpaste i use, which is a gigantic dollop.
and of course this is coming from a guy so fucking anal that if you touch his towel before he’s finished showering, he won’t use it.
he says my clothes are never clean and i say well if i had a proper space to store them they wouldn’t be in a mountain on the floor and then it’d be easier to keep track of what was clean and what was dirty.
you should see fil’s closet, he’s like inspector gadget, colour co-ordinated t-shirts hung neatly it makes me CRAZY.
