Sent : September 1, 2005 2:16:44 AM
To :
I have a fancy email gadget that lets me
drunkmail people I don’t know while hammered in the back iof a cab on the way
home.yes I’m cool
I am skinny and tall and your twin. I read you blog and ran scrweaming for
reasons obvius to you by osmosis alone. Yes they are.
Don’t tell anyone its a secret. I think the cabie knows thoug because I have to
say the words else I focault them up on this little keyboard.
Tonight at the bar a yuppy girl was all ‘po-mo this and I’m so smart’ I went
like : dude deconstruct this cock in your ear” she didn’t get it and then I
barfed and the bouncers politely draged me out the end
