we saw constantine and it was actually very good despite worrying that keanu would be 100 million per cent annoying. i asked this short dude with a leather jacket and a pink tie if he could SHUT UP and then he/they did and i felt like a mean bitch but also victorious and a few people snickered when i said it so i was like the belle of the ball of the movie theatre. then we went to a bar and played megatouch and this one loser fuckmunch said libarian instead of librarian.
ME!
