i forgot to tell you that we got new outfits and so we are walking around going hey man look at me and my new outfit and then everyone kills themselves because they don’t have new outfits like we do and we are the only ones left on earth and so now there is no one left to show our outfits to except old people who don’t care anyway because they are wearing sweaters from 1948 and they’re like fuck you i’m eating fish and chips.
