here is my rap song that is suppose to be terrible so FUCK YOU ASSHOLES and love it.

i was washing dishes and i thought to myself
i could put another bowl up on that shelf

washing dishes those damn dirty bitches
washing dishes
dishes in the kitchen
ungh!

so i’m washing china cups and i’m sloshing in the suds and i think it’s gonna be awhile
before i pull the plug but hey man that’s alright
‘cos now i’m washing knives and that’s super tight in case i get in a ninja fight

washing dishes those damn dirty bitches
washing dishes
dishes in the kitchen
ungh!

sometimes it’s such a pain when food’s stuck in the drain it makes me go insane and usually it’s pasta ‘cos i’m the parmesan pesto masta and sometimes it is rice
shut up get out of my life
who do you think you are macaroni? or some ravioli
i say holy moly it’s chicken cacciatore

washing dishes those damn dirty bitches
washing dishes
dishes in the kitchen
ungh!

it’s time to scour that pot
careful yo the water’s hot
hey man don’t forget the pan
the sauce is stuck so let it soak
while we chill and drink a coke

then we can tackle the crockery
this ain’t no mockery
i take dishes seriously
and it ain’t no mystery
outside it may be blistery
on our way to the library
to get some books on laundry
this chore i don’t take to fondly

word to your moth

washing dishes those damn dirty bitches
washing dishes
dishes in the kitchen
ungh!