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the wonderful river cuomo

agah!

me and bunny put tits in our vaginas and yelled at rollerblading fags with zak in the bar and i called bartender hey asshole and he got mad and then i got sad because he got mad and then we agreed that he IS an asshole and i a big SUCKbaby and everything was fine.

fil was like is that rollerblading fag joke going around right now kuz i just heard it too. spooky.

my hair is hostage to potential-dreds right now.

a lawn dart plunked onto the roof and almost into our heads and i threw the teniis ball over the fence because I AM A TENNIS BALL.

i fucking was so lame at scrabble last nite i was all yeh dude get ready for BIG WORDS because when i do something having to do with mathematics and letters and points i am in my element and dadraymi was like sure ok and then i kept thinking that double word score was double letter score and the other way around so i would get 12 points instead of three-hundred, agahhh!

then i sort of had a sketch-out, started crying and went to sleep.

ME!

ex bf is hearing nu “news” about me and/or lying about it be because the shit i am hearing is ridiculous. who is tanner and when did i force him to give me coke in a driveway? fuck that noise, seriously.

the men in this town can suck my balls and their sons are even worse.

don’t mess with this test.

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