Wino Forever

Hi sports fans! Your hero reporting live from the wine barrel bunker of vineyard estastes. I took baby out on a VIP Vineland country wine tour yesterday in Niagara “NBD” (no big deal dad) Thank you so much iYellow Wine Club! <3 Much more to share later with you. We hit three wineries and had a smashing posh good lovebird time. Here's some random pics from oh so many that I'll sprinkle out when I get time to, there is never any time. Never enough. It's Steve's day off today (every Monday) and he's dying my hair right now as I type this aww right!!? Totally. Okay lets go follow me.

Hey what is this is? (Cheech voice lol). We goofed around like cray all day what can I say that’s how we play.

I like that they put a chandelier down there, so, necessary? Hey man at the end of the world why not spoil ourselves right?

He pulled the rubber stops out like, oh my god dude you’ll get us in trubs (that’s so hot do it again ahahaehehehe).

Tres joli. What does that mean I don’t care I turned my brain off for the summer.

He curled my hair yesterday. My hair length is at that horrible mid-range point of too short and too long. It needs to have things done to it to make me not feel like the Ramones. Head bling and ponytails. It’s a lot healthier though now thanks to Stevesy. Go try him out in the salon I’ll let him put his hands on you no problem.

I ain’t threatened he only has eyes for this cow. Moo.

This is at Chateau des charms.

Steve’s ma is all about this winery. We got her a bottle. I am going to make some damn fine first impression I hope I think. Gulp. I will meet the entire family at the wedding rehearsal dinner. I hope I am nothing like Julia Roberts in my best friend’s wedding or Gaylord Focker. All women in rom coms are portrayed as annoying idiots. Maybe I will just be myself. A cliff’s notes version.

Ainsley and Jenn. Oh no doubt some it girl influencers were on the scene. Thanks again Angela for the invite I am very happy to see you living your dream (we met years ago at a supper club Gillian was running) of wine scenery.

We plucked some grapes for Bech from the last winery we went to, the organic one.

Turns out it is possible to drink wine all day, professionally, functioningly. You just stand around the sample bar and pick the one you liked best. People watching is fun too of course, and ditching the tour at points to canoodle around the vineyard.

Matchy matchy you know that’s how I do.

Some fancy chicks were flipping out over Steve carrying my Gucci purse for me. He broke ten million hearts yesterday and made all the dudes look bad. He loves that purse, even if it was just four dollars and not actually Gucci but ESPECIALLY because it was four dollars and not actually Gucci but everyone thinks it is and there’s no other purse like it. I love vintage. I also “don’t care” and will wear/carry anything.

This is how we talk to each other too. It’s adorablah. I don’t care if it makes you puke or if you have an urge to write GAY on my facebook wall. Hater.

This wino-rey was fun times. We loved the lambs. Fed them plantains. Steve electrocuted himself twice. The second time on purpose.

That dog was a jerk. Barked at us. Lamb guard dog. Mmmm lamb. Someone on the bus said they raise the lambs, yes, for eating. All the girls went awwwwwww all sad and after waiting an expert comedienne appropriate amount of time I went BAAAAAAAH (like a sheep) like a laugh-baaah. Steve lost his mind laughing hahah s-heads. Okay I gotta go it’s hair wash time brb.

Errands to do now, I’ll blog again this evening when Steve does his hair shoot. See you around town mes amis. Guess where we’re going.