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Luck be a lady, too-night. Her name is Lucky. I also know a Pastel (also real O_O yay). Oh you know, it’s just gonna be me and Lucky and Pastel, hangin’.

And some cleavage on a pear tree! And some pear tree cleavage whatever you get it.

This is at MTV just after getting my make-up did. I arrived with cakeface from the interview thing I did in the day at YDS so lucky had a fun challenge!

Ok we get it.

Green room.

I look like a drag queen.

Final outfit.

Should have worn this.

Another new friend.

Raymi needs a tan. #bad.

This did not last the night. Why don’t we just throw a bag of Doritos in right and some airport sized bottles of gin, fuck. It’s way too close to the couch. This was a present from the doghouse.

Kept asking Charise if I looked like a wizard and she said no but I think she didn’t get that I wanted to look like one. It’s ok, you will get it right next time.

Messed up the E.

I look like a blob but these are actually like a size 27 I cannot even breathe in them anymore.

Then I got the brilliant idea to put all of my crap on the tree!

Letter from my homies about face, written from a kid who went to camp. Love you dudes! Donate to AF please if you are going to be donatin’ to charities this holiday season.

I found my monster kini in one of several burlesque bags hurrah. Man that thing travels.

Wowzers.

YOM.

#lazerdogcaresaboutfashion

I might make a dominos tumblr for every time I order this. So far, 4 times in the last two weeks. Twice on the same day, and then one day apart. The fourth time was at my dad’s. I am joking, they’d love that, embrace then realize their disastrous mistake. mmm misteak. Oh whatever only bitches cry wolf.

Another I’m sorry present. Fine but we get to listen to all the music that I want to hear and you have to watch everything I want to watch.

You guys were meant for this! These are my designer salt n pepper shakers. One day when I have my dreamhouse I will put salt and pepper in to their respective homes and have someone over for dinner who would BE SO BLOWN AWAY BY THEM.

I need more wedges.

This is so Dynasty. That’s how I live my life anyway, in dusty pastels and couches.

I made a salad!

At first it looked like this!

Mo wizard mo problems.

Behind the scenes shots for pre-tease tweets for the super fans.

I almost wore these shorts on MTV.

See? Dynasty.

Stella is a mommy now too. This came with the Kinder present, it’s tacky and not my style. I have a hate-on for white stuffed animals, ok I am sure there is probably one out there that I’d like a la Hello Kitty but all in all xmas ones? Bears? Tacky and cheap. I gave Stella her “baby” that she chews the hell out of and throws around like a good mother should, she goes nuts and expresses happiness by speed biting on her baby.

I am going for a tan very soon.

I had no face on just base sorry Charise if it was scary talking to me.

Now I have Raymi Winehouse slippers. Oh god. I already just went out in them to let Stella take a wizz that was so housewife of me ew ewe ew. I ALSO HAD A SHOWER TOWEL TURBAN ON MY HEAD.

OK BAND PRACTISE MEETING!