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Some callin’ me a sinner callin’ me a winner I’m callin’ you to dinner

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i sang will you still love me tomorrow and i hammed it up megawattage-guy. there was a girl who sang better than me but she was cheesy as shit. they did a bait and switch though, next week it’s up to $500. annoying. no grand prize winner last night. whatever.

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i also sang la isla bonita and danced with all the drunken ladies. we had this one tailer, an older woman, totally cocked and sloppy. sloppotomous (the situation is a burn wordsmith) for real. this old lady wouldn’t leave but i could tell she had the sadness so i let her hover. i am nice like that.

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i was nervous. drank through it. russia might make me an official rusky based on the amount of vodka i consumed last night.

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my hair was retarded from boot camp. so glad that i showered before working out. i have never been so pink and red from a workout before. well that’s not true, it’s just never happened before in front of so many witnesses and cameras.

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i’m like those kids on american idol with the moms. i roll out with four moms and they all take my picture. show party moms.

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ran into an old galfriend from way back in the day. her purse matched my mom and i’s nails.

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i love my little bees.

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we danced. there is nothing like dancing in a restaurant fashioned like the movie serving based on delinquents working in cagney’s style chain restaurant holes. everything was ironic to me.

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i pretended to be shy and sweet and they fell for it but lois said she knew what i was up to. lois is the best she reads my blog all over and gives me great input. she liked it when i said i’ll leave this on a positive note and say nothing. oh snap.

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she asked me about the american cos she was there when we met and i said i was completely over him. yeah i am a total kaBOOM mess catastrophy from him but it’s over and i shouldn’t even be speaking about him now, that was way too dangerous talking territory and indulgent. i was going to use him for two days when he came back here then tell him to go fuck himself. i don’t think it’s even worth it now. i should thank him for the skinny though.

woah time warp.

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can you believe how much of a prude i was then, i never posted this cos i thought it too racy. puhleaze guy i’ma recreate this one full on newd next time don’t think i won’t.

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that’s a can of blue light affixed to my wrist. yes, i have always been amazing.

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what a clean cool stud babe eh. don’t worry we’ll get back to that someday but we’ll be angelica houston faced. nice steven segal long hair piece i have out eh. ha. more like coming to america eddie murphy rat tail.

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my beautiful old view. whenever people said mean things to me or about me i would just look out this window view smugly, like a princess, and look at hot young frat boys, or tan on the balcony when i was uber emo, make ridiculous drinks and dinner plans, i don’t know where i’m going with this.

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reject photo, there were others i did post from this time.

movie timewarp now.

gibson showroom in vancouver. that’s brad. this was quite the week.

then the gala dinner. it was magical. exclusive.

earlier that summer i went to thunder bay for the first time.

family day tomorrow. i have convinced a fancy hipster guy on facebook and all his friends to come to the shasha open house factory adventure tomorrow and my dad too even. HUGE! it’s going to be so weird and hilarious and early. he’s bringing his own 5 mark d 2 whatever camera yawn. we are going to be soul mates. he just sent me a photo of himself hodling some literary function in a tuxedo at hooters. kismet.

just trying to get as many things off my laptop as i can, doesn’t hurt to spread around some content.

21 thoughts on “Some callin’ me a sinner callin’ me a winner I’m callin’ you to dinner”

  1. You killed it and very entertaining as always

    And Lois is a great God mother to you

    Big responsibility, you both have your work cut out for you now….ox

  4. people ostracized me for being who and whatever i appeared to be back then, however adorably shy. you can never please everyone but oh look someone’s treating me like shit on the internet. that’s new.

  5. I know you’re rocking some pretty sweet platinum blonde hair and I am fully aware of the work put into getting it there. As well as maintaining the sheer brilliance that is you hair but seeing those flash back pics has lead me to believe that I like raymi as darked haired vixen. Gives you this mysterious temptress look that….. well let’s just say it works.

    P.S Not knocking the Blonde

  6. with all due respect i dont fucking care and i am sick of hearing this shit about my past hair. it’s rude. nothing personal against you despite your personal diss. my hair was longer then, therefore better. when THIS hair is longer you will all finally shut the fucking hell up.

  7. two things, your hair is the perfect length and your colour gives you a softer look
    as people get older, dark hair gives a harsher look especially if you have a light complexion

    Second thing is
    Rebly, how about keeping your back handed insults to yourself
    It will give you some mystery, And less of that asshole look…..
    well lets just say, that will work!

  10. Well yes i am quite the asshole and that’s just fine. You (Thkkerouac) are not the first and won’t be the last to call me that. Respctfully the Asshole look works for me. But in this instant I truthfully was not intending any disrespect.

    As I stated I am in full favor of you’re blonde locks in fact I think it looks really good. I was just making a passing comment on what I saw in the post. I should know better than to make a comment about a woman’s hair. I’ve worked in the salon industry and was just expressing my own personal opinion. Not that you should care or that my opinion has any weight. No matter how innocent my comment was meant to be it was obviously misconstrued.

    I am now effectively waving a white flag.

    Taking his foot out of his mouth
    Rebly

  15. you are just mad because people think you looked before.

    it just seems like this whole new thing is just this whole big ACT like LADY GAGA

    and right? like a hundred people have told you so but it continues to piss you off because it is rude. maybe people miss the cool old camping style chick who talked crass and wasn’t so much all about being a ‘lady’ LAME.

  18. Did you understand a word xo said?

    anyway, this was just sent to me…

    Really Karaoke is fun and it’s great form of stress relief. & their tons of talent out there. I’ve seen your daughter sing and she has hootspa. Whatever you did as a mother you gave her a great amount of confidence. You should be proud.

  20. ugggh old hair new hair,whatever. Raymi, you would be gorgeous with a shaved head wearing a shopping bag. Yr just a babe & it’s more than how you look (though you look smokin’) It’s how you express yrself, yr wit humour-everything. ok,gay comment time over.

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