you are the fucking bomb

i don’t have time to blog today. just a short story about my loner dinner/snack/beer experience yesterday during happy hour at cluck grunt and low, fuck that scene is lame, more like fuck cunt and blows, anyway, i had the 5 dollar (happy hour price) hush puppies (yuppies) and a 3.50 canuck, i waited forever for these bland pieces of garbage while watching way too many employees mill about and talk about lame crap at loud decibels so i can hear their “witty” zingers. then i had to wait forever for my waitress to finish canoodling with her boyfriend RIGHT IN FRONT OF/BESIDE ME AT THE BAR (unprofessional) for her to realise i wanted my goddamn bill. that place is an overpriced rip-off daycare for wasps who want to feel like they’re getting an authentic southern experience. chick didn’t even give me cutlery. i was nice, i didn’t bicker, i took pictures of my shoes, i tipped and left. i never learn my lesson though, i always go back for more. groan.

anyway, i also have a little anecdote regarding drivers who hang their hands out of car windows but we’ll have to save it for later.

im not into jocking people but i must tell you that you are the fucking shit! you are so witty and clever. you hit the nail right on the head. i always feel like u say the exact things im thinking..well with that canadian ‘twang’ or whatever it is im reading. sorry im not exactly sure of your whereabouts! ive only just started reading your blog. i dont read blogs. im too a~d~d. id rather someome else read them to me…..or better yet make a show on mtv about it..lmfao. but your blog is so entertaining that i love it and read it everyday!im loving you , im loving everything about you, im actually thinking of being you for halloween! HA… kidding. but you def need your own show.
clearly!
keep up the good work BIIIITCH!
XOXOX
~saige

thanks!

oh yeah my dad said he reads my blog everyday now and is my number 1 fan.

so no more tits guys.

hahaa

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