this just in
working out sucks!
i feel great though! now i get what all you’ve been nagging about re: this exercising shit.
ha sweaty stinky greasebag.
Leslie: are you joking? rowing machine?
fyi, you are going to put on 1-2 pounds a day in nola
me: omg
i also worked out on a shitty exercise bike
and stared at my ugly face in the jazz mirror
and fat arms
Leslie: you are seriously obese and gross. maybe you should just kill yourself
weirdo. stop obsessing
me: yeah maybe ill drown myself in the mississippi
Leslie: poetic!
it’s super muddy though
you might choke before you drown
me: ill put rocks in my pockets and just walk in
like jane austen
Leslie: …i’m visualizing…
me: wearing a dress that a crazy lady would wear in the wicker man
buttoned up to my neck
