me: watch

merkley???: how many more times are you going to send that to me?

me: i love it
iam so goodlooking
and an amazing dancer

merkley???: snoroooorrrrre

me: haha
jealous

merkley???: i actually KNOW how to dance

me: excuse me i took dance for ten years
ive been trying to get you to talk to me all god damn day

merkley???: get your money back
now you know how i feel when you are too busy for me
i’m doing photos

me: i can dance you into outerspace you twinky
waiting for your next “burn”

merkley???: no you could not and that’s a FACT
i’m not even joking
you have not the skills nor charisma

me: you are kidding right because i am seriously a good dancer
i can pop lock breakdance 80s style
and salsa

merkley???: ha — i have seen you and you present zero challenge
i was a champion pop locker

me: uh cos i am alone making a youtube video for my blog retard
i will destroy all the floor tiles around your feet and send you into another dimension with my moves

merkley???: you have no idea how out of your league i am

me: merkley, sigh, just, sigh, you are writing a check you cannot ever cash
i inspire black people to dance
top that

merkley???: black people dont dare challenge me
and i’m not even joking

me: LAUGHABLE
merkley it is i who is not joking

merkley???: difference is i have seen your white ass trying to bust moves
pass as average at BEST

me: im not trying in those videos

merkley???: hippie cavorting ain’t dancing

me: im mocking myself
you dance like those flowers that move side to side when you clap near them
i mean you wish you danced that good

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tony’s video/perspective of me doing where did you sleep last night.

OHMYGOD. i was purposely stealing the floor cos that guy kept trying to hog everyone’s songs.