that’s ben. see how my hand is trying to block the words coming out of his mouth dude seriously has words to say. he’s really really really good looking (zoolander) and models whatever anyway he has shrapnel in his head i felt it. he and pitt say my blog is blocked from all, i forget the term, canadian military everything something so no army guys can look at my breasts, i am porn to them or MAYBE i am INTELLIGENCE no no i think MISINFORMATION! so yeah sucks for them, well maybe it’s a good thing cos like no one wants people to be distracted by little posts about 4 years old playing in the park and funny looking dogs and shit WHAT WAS I THINKING!?

i woke up to two voicemails from my dad about my grandma being rushed to hospital cos of no vital signs chest pains so he gets there and she is sitting up in bed laughing, this is the second time its happened. she has a weak pulse so all the docs are clueless i dunno, anyway it’s great she is fine i was already half out the door with mascara all over my face to the subway to the burbs to cry but yeah that’s good.

i bought the scissor sisters cd yesterday, it is gay literally and figuratively and i like it. i jay-walked across the street to hmv and i thought uh oh maybe the police saw me and are going to be waiting for me outside when i get out, stupid.

i had to duck into a body shop store to get away from these loud-talking spanish guys keeping pace with my stride despite slowing down or speeding up, just curious is it really necessary to yell when you aren’t speaking english? so yeah i’m walking around this store and four body shop women are hovering like hey buy this “brand new” strawberry something bath shit and halfway through her speech i just walked out then went to mcdonald’s to get a bigmac because I DESERVED IT!