matt made the hugest friggin’ minute steaks last nite and we pulled the kitchen table way up to the television last nite while watching extreme makeover home edition and cried over all the little aids girls and their generous cancer mom and then played drink drank dronk screaming mean things at each other, screw each other over as much as possible monopoly. i was the first to put up houses on my ghetto property – baltic and mediterranean avenue but that wasn’t until two hours into the game. before that someone fnally landed on baltic i was like YES PAY ME BITCH and then fil threw two dollars at me and then one more to make it a one dollar ‘dis. fucker.
quote of the week: “Your mother sucks cock in hell, lick me, lick me.”
jen put her feet in the monopoly boxes and did the splitz and started cry-laughing when she saw the video of herself whilst on the fone wearing big stupid glasses with the tag still on.
um, ya so we cheated jen and i and in the end it worked against us because fil turned into a little girl out of nowhere and flipped the monopoly board and we tried to make him think that we were super duper angry about it and for a second there he seemed panic-stricken and believed us.
