worst nye ever
it’s 4.40am and i want to die.
so it wasn’t food poisoning after all it was/is some nasty flu bug virus dave’s aunt got and one by one everyone has come down with it and i will spare you no detail. i started painfully barf retching around 7 or so and ass shit fountaining simultaneously around 8ish? that was fun. that continued until 11.20 then i passed out til 12.30 so missed the midnite gay whatever moment then started barfing again. i haven’t experienced this special sickness since i was super young. i made up for all that non-swearing that’s for sure. the later stages of my puking excursion was the hot part as i have zero left inside to give so it felt like ulcer blood town as well i’m ultra paranoid of getting too dehyrated because i had a seizure when i was a toddler from barfing too much once so having that over my head guzzling water gingerale and popsicles just so i can barf more was the best. oh and i just retched now after taking a gravol so that came up mediciney and out my nose and mouth. radical times!
if your new year’s jam licked just feel comforted in the fact that mine licked worse.
when i get my strength up tomorrow i shall weigh myself that will be fun.
dave lost 9lbs from this! i said i would go into debt booking a tropical vacation following this epic illness what gave me a sick bikini bod cos it’ll probably be the only other time in my life it’ll happen so why not aren’t we all chasing that dream?
i lost 4lbs being around dave with his flu bug didn’t eat at all yesterday aside from some cheetos (best thing ever to vomit up) so i’d say i’m possibly riding underweight territory about now. i’ll talk about my hip bones later. excuse the delerium. craving lime jello something awful.
oh man i hope this vitamin water doesn’t come up ugggggggh.
we went out before everything closed at 6 and i felt this coming on. once we hit the grocery store i knew for certain what my nite was going to look like and commenced turning into little baby lauren. i cannot deal with barfing, knowing i’m going to. i cry like an idiot and moan and you get the idea.
k bye.
these were taken well before it all went down before i showered yesterday as i knew i was going to be ill and didn’t want to look like labyrinth garbage dump lady so no i wasn’t nakes the entire time in front of everybody. omg worst experience ever, just as bad as norwalk virus. if you get it let me know.
January 1st, 2010 at 5:24 am
Boo Fucking Hoo! HAHA!
January 1st, 2010 at 5:25 am
whatever bad shroom trip!
January 1st, 2010 at 5:51 am
aiyaaaa!!!!! get better. Happy new year I love you and I miss you and I just want you to be happy forever!!!!!
January 1st, 2010 at 6:06 am
At least you have started the new year dropping a few pounds.
January 1st, 2010 at 6:07 am
i had this and was superbaby. went insane on my husband for not comforting me enough and for leaving me passed out on the bathroom floor. good times.
took two days to fully recover. couldn’t remember being so sick ever. take it easy on yourself.
January 1st, 2010 at 8:27 am
Awwwwww sorry!
January 1st, 2010 at 10:03 am
Dude, I’ve had Norwalk. I feel your pain. xox
Happy New Year Sicky! Feel better.
January 1st, 2010 at 10:16 am
sorry sweetie. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox feel better.
January 1st, 2010 at 10:39 am
Well, I wish you better health for 2010. Huggles.
January 1st, 2010 at 11:15 am
oh i’ve had norwalk too. amazing times.
January 1st, 2010 at 11:33 am
Aw man that’s awful. I hope you’re feeling better today Lauren
Happy New Year to you even though your Eve was so horrifying. I also have barf phobia so I understand. I actually don’t even like talking about it or saying stomach flu because I’m afraid I might jinx myself. Shit. Now I’m scared…..time to spend the rest of the day monitoring stomach sounds and only eating food I am willing to have come through my nose. I know. I’m insane. Get better soon little one.
PS Your hair is beautiful even when you are sitting on a toilet.
January 1st, 2010 at 11:43 am
Cant wait to see the new ’sick’ bod hahaha
January 1st, 2010 at 11:47 am
I had the mini version, just last night (2AM to 4AM shift). With the special puke into the tub because the toilet is otherwise occupied (by my ass…) feature. The most dreaded aspect, for me, is the I’m-about-to-pass-out-uh-the-white-light’s-are-coming feature. I did not lose nearly the amount of fluids you did, Raymi, so congrats, eh! It’s amazing to me how these freaking bugs take up residence. Get well. Chicken soup.
January 1st, 2010 at 12:29 pm
holy shit i just scraped myself off the bed. in 2-10′ i promise no more death metal+shroom combos. like i said, scary
i hope u are feeling better today. i feel like ive been hit then dragged under a moving car
oh raymerz, happy day to u.
January 1st, 2010 at 12:33 pm
feel better!
I got sick last week and barfed up everything I ate, but guess what?!? The next day I weighed myself and had gained 2 lbs. Weak.
January 1st, 2010 at 12:52 pm
thanks guys. and veronica my hair is super duper greasy in this photo, totally shower day.
January 1st, 2010 at 12:52 pm
and that would be the spew container on the toilet lid
January 1st, 2010 at 1:07 pm
not so fun times. feel better soon hopefully.
January 1st, 2010 at 1:09 pm
omg i am SO SORRY that sounds so awful get well sooooon!
January 1st, 2010 at 1:19 pm
get well soon bud.
January 1st, 2010 at 1:23 pm
yomp I’ve had Norwalk twice. man that weight came back fast (fucking Dairy Queen, why do I love you so?). Feel bettah, smooch.
January 1st, 2010 at 1:25 pm
wow this sounds exactly like what i had last week: my extended family all had it and then we got together at christmas and BAM i was barfing for a good solid day and unable to eat anything without shitting it out like golden liquid for days after that– ginger ale & ruffles plain was the key! i know what you mean about being paranoid about becoming dehydrated– the first night i went to sleep thinking i wouldn’t wake up (fever delerium)– don’t worry, you’ll be a lot better tomorrow!
January 1st, 2010 at 1:29 pm
Way to live the dream. Happy New Year. May 2o1o bring you love, health and happiness. xx
January 1st, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Sorry to hear about your flu. Hope you are feeling better soon and putting that healthy wieght back on. The up side is its a good time to stop drinking and see how long you can go. Take care of yourself and I guess I’m next since we slept in the same bed the other day.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!2010
ox
January 1st, 2010 at 2:12 pm
feel better soon….. have a healthy, happy, and prosperous 2010.
January 1st, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Man, leave the barfing to me.
I’m a seasoned pro. puke=life and life=puke… yeah.
Anywayssssssfeels betters soons!! It’s 2010 and I think I love you!!
January 1st, 2010 at 3:03 pm
shitty times, literally. get well soon, guys. xo
January 1st, 2010 at 3:07 pm
bleh!! oh man i really feel for you. i just hate that all over body sweaty feeling of knowing yer gonna barf and there ain’t nothing you can do about it. and liquid ass sickness is prime. get bettttter!!! hugs! <3
January 1st, 2010 at 5:35 pm
janet has the puke/shits now
and we were all in that house on the 27th
January 1st, 2010 at 6:48 pm
Hey, I have a pair of moccasins that look pretty similar to the ones you were wearing. Do you think maybe the moccasins cause the illness?
January 1st, 2010 at 7:06 pm
Hope you feel better very soon, but until you do, keep us laughing…sorry to take pleasure in your pain but damn you are funny.
January 2nd, 2010 at 2:18 am
Feel better!
Man, I have been battling some pain in the ass much milder version of the flu for over two weeks. It sounds like you got here with more in 2 hours than I did in two weeks though.
I finally got pissed and decided to battle it with loads of Guinness and hot wings. So far, so good.
Brutal. Get well!
you definitely deserve credit for staying focused on posting this for all of us. A real martyr.
January 2nd, 2010 at 11:21 am
Raymi, feel better! I know how miserable that feels, even drinking water is painful, knowing its gonna come right back up.
January 2nd, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Ugh I was sick on New Year’s too. Still well enough to go out, but I paid for it the next day. I hope you feel better soon!
January 2nd, 2010 at 2:24 pm
aw…hope you get over this soon…at least we know it wasn’t the turkey stew, cause neither your Mom or Dave had any…if you have to be sick, at least it’s at a time when the weather is so brutal that staying in and pampering is the only thing to do anyway…your New Year can only get better from here…xxx, eh
January 2nd, 2010 at 3:55 pm
Feel better Raymi.
January 2nd, 2010 at 4:12 pm
yeah, i spent new year’s in bed too. what the hell? my shining moment was vomiting into a tall girl bag on the go bus back from hamilton then trying to hide the bag between my feet until we got back to toronto. hooray!
January 2nd, 2010 at 4:39 pm
poor girl…get better soon!
January 2nd, 2010 at 5:24 pm
Haven’t been around for a while… Would it be rude to ask? Fil? Cid? Gone?
January 3rd, 2010 at 12:34 am
See, it’s posts like this that help you be such an award- winning sucessful blogger- here you are with your insides emerging violently & you STILL crawl over to hunch above your keyboard , the letters swimming in your delirium… and deliver that wonderfully heart-felt account of your personal sickness he’ll, and joke about it! You are #1. Still, get some rest and heal quickly, we are all feeling for you & wish you the best, Raym’—-
January 4th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
Norwalk virus. It’s the virus that goes around daycares, cruise ships and the like. It is incredibly contagious.
January 4th, 2010 at 3:21 pm
so it’s a common thing now?