STUSSI interviews me and i am bitchy

i can’t talk right now i am shelling shrimp because i am a housewife and i belong in the kitchen and cid thinks he is king of the universe and everything because he smells seafood and i bought kocher pickles and i am wrapping them in westphalian ham because if food isn’t ironic or oxymoronic or SOMETHING then i am NOT EATING IT hello tuna sandwich you are boring me learn some jokes and get back to me thanks.

ps going to the supermarket empty-stomached is dumb you are all I NEED TO FIT EVERYTHING IN MY FUCKING BASKET BECAUSE I HAVE A CRAVING FOR ALL OF AISLES 1-8 INCLUDING PRODUCE THE END.

peeping tom, sucker dance

this just in, I’M AWESOME.

it’s raining infinity here and there’s no food and no espresso even to stave off my hunger, soonly i will have to venture out. the thunder is scaring cid.

i haven’t added to my book in what seems like forever, too much bitterness i think.

Phil:

im soooo hungry

me:

i have to do makeup and hair dry where do u want to eat
i want that hamburger

Phil:

mmmmm
but
wouldnt that be wrong
i mean
so right
but so wrong

me:

it would be very wrong
we could share it

Phil:

but that wouldnt be enough food

me:

but then i would go mentally insane and not let u share it right

Phil:

totally

me:

well we could just get cheeseburgers

Phil:

um no
if i was there
id have to have the ultimate

me:

well basically i am just craving the flavor of the cheese

Phil:

my mouth is actually watering

me:

ok well ill just get a cheeseburger then
we can park at lcbo and get wine

Phil:

we cant let this become a habit

me:

my mouth just filled with saliva

Phil:

hurry getting ready
nownownownownownownownownownownow

me:

this is a funny conversation to put on my blog
seeing as we are in the same room
we could be speaking out loud

Phil:

we’re too hungry to actually talk
this way we don’t argue

me:

totally

Phil:

ok pleeeeeeease go get ready i could eat the couch i am so hungry
even the cushions

more zoo pictures

i am mean

watch thru to the end to hear me correct some moron.

phil is drunk

dear every one of my friends i called yesterday who didn’t call me back all three of you, thank you for not answering the fone you missed an awesome time at the ZOO!

so i have decided that i need more/new friends who want to hang out with me and fil during saturday afternoons and go on adventures and will actually ANSWER THE PHONE when i call please apply via email with photo and no crazy boring nerds, drinkers welcome. no complainers either.