so we are going to go to a nerd blog party at paupers tonite around 7 then go to the drake for an sdr show, you should come out to either or. pitt might come to watch the game with michel so that means mental retardation gong show april 2007. basically. i plan to eat a ton of honey garlic wings.
Come join us for the April pub night. We will be meeting on the Second Floor of Paupers Pub on Bloor, just east of Bathurst.
Come early to ensure a seat. The second last game of the regular Hockey Season will be playing on the big season. So feel free to wear you Blue and Whites as the Toronto Maple Leafs take on the New York Islanders.
i imagine it will be as nerdy as last time. i like nerdy and embrace its awkwardness in entirety. here is the gta bloggers google group.
going to this after:
i am excited to see sdr play for the first time despite lucas (frontman) being my old roommate. i am also excited to get my backpack back, i need it for longboarding.
it was pretty fucking magnificent i tell you, there is another show tonite. i LOVED all the goths that showed up. darling. the music was phenomenal, tons of the original songs from the movie, no singing, no talking, perfect. it inspired me to take dance again, who knows if i will. ok i’ll post my pictures in a bit.
Just LOOK at how much my cat loves you! O.k. I know that photo could have been better but I wanted to show it to ya anyway.
-Jacki
hey raymi,
saw you briefly at the horseshoe last night with fil. i wanted to say hi but i was chickenshit. i ended up telling my friends i was there with about your blog and how the reason we were even at the horseshoe was because you had suggested it. im the girl who emailed you about what to do in Toronto because I had a friend coming to visit me from the US and I live out in the burbs. Anyway, thanks for your suggestions. We ended up having time to do Kensington market the next day (today). You are even prettier and skinnier in person.
i think there should be a blogger reality television show in the style of the real world except it would be super boring cos none of the bloggers would socially interact they would be too busy flaming each other in their comments and then writing long boring blog posts and taking pictures of still-life bullshit, and i probably would not be included in this show out of spite, or i would, and everyone would hate me i would be billed as the annoyingly popular blogger but then a hotter less popular blogger would be on the show too and i would be forced to catfight her totally fucking throw-down, i would be all apathetic like hansel in zoolander yet facetious and drink scotch in the livingroom til 3 in the morning every nite. how long ’til my idea is stolen? it could be in the same space u8tv was.
the roommates and i would get together and watch the same movie then write our reviews, theirs would be all ass-kissy tame and mine would be all nasty caps-locked existential and smarmy and i would write long paragraphs complaining about the noises everyone made during the film, loud-breathing, chewing, feet-tapping etc.
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we are going to miss america’s next top model tonite cos of edward scissorhands play/musical do NOT tell me who is voted out please. when are the repeats? friday at 8? is there one tomorrow as well?
do you see a picture of an enchilada there? or some burritos smothered in cheese? no? see, that makes all the difference i promise! i put a tablespoon of renee’s greek feta on the cooked vegetables and mixed it around it blends very well when they’re warm then chuck some onto lettuce and BAM, done and while renee’s dressing is pretty fattening i make an allowance cos there are no bread carbs in this dish, no grated cheese or meat plus it is only a tablespoon and not like i am going to hog the entire thing half is for fil. you have to learn how to make sneaky PLAUSIBLE excuses when it comes to weight-loss, not shit like OH this pack of pringles is 1/3 less the fat SO I CAN EAT THREE PACKAGES!
we went to sketch comedy at the rivoli last nite, it wasn’t too terrible, there were actually funny parts. this old guy beside us fell asleep a lot. fraser young was there though! swoon. he kind of talks like bobcat goldthwaite. next time i think we will opt for stand-up instead. i met ron sparks, he played it cool or like a dick, we couldn’t tell. feh.
not sure if i am feeling this one. could you tell it was him? is it garbage? i hope the guy who commissioned it likes it otherwise i gots to do it all over.
tenacious d: the pick of destiny is shit, merkley said it was hilarious and he laughed out loud a lot so i said ok good i’ll rent it, there are only six funny laugh out loud parts, and here they are:
1. when jack black is sitting on the toilet and on the other side of the stall door is the big scary rocker guy talking all scary and mysterious and then jack black loud fart shits into the john.
2. when jack black eats psychedelic mushrooms he trips and thinks he is going down a whimsical pinky red river at a leisurely pace with sasquatch on innertubes but really he is going down a dirty cold rapid alone at nite.
3. ben stiller at the music store
4. amy poehler at the diner
5. the power slide
6. when jack black is dreaming and he has the pick of destiny and they are playing for the open mic gig and he blows this guy’s mind and his head explodes and brains fly out.
there was waaaaaaaaay too much singing we get it, you sing, you are trying to establish a successful band, but do you have to sing every two minutes? i have not seen any of the hbo tenacious d episodes so i did not get any of the inside jokes or character cameos even if i had i still would have been under-whelmed for the most part. the kid who plays jack as a kid is pretty amazing though, he did all his mannerisms perfectly. maybe if i smoked some weed i would find this movie hysterical though if i was high i would most likely choose a sure-thing movie like half baked or the professional.
