merkley???: raymi the stinx
gaymi the dinx
me: oh this is new
merkley???: laymi the finx
me: turkley
HAHHAHAHA
merkley???: shaymi the jinx
pay me the kinx
slay me the twinx
play me the kinks!
me: what do you want merkley
merkley???: do i have to WANT something now?
am i BOTHERING you?
me: what personal story about merkley do we discuss next!?!
merkley???: like i’m more about me than you are about you
me: apparently
merkley???: please
me: thank you
merkley???: you just decided a while ago that you need to give me shit for some reason
what was the change?
me: you mean how did i get some self esteem all of a sudden
merkley???: see?
like whats that about?
me: im making jokes
i have to make scrambled eggs now
merkley???: ok
me: im allowed to be catty sometimes too
merkley???: NOT ALLOWED
YOU BE PLEASANT
i’ve been buying tons of vintage sunglasses on ebay
i’m like an old housewife on the shopping network
