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Raymamina,
I can’t stand it anymore! I have to send you this pict of my b/f when we were in Chicago two Springs ago. I think fil and he could totally be bros, which makes me like your total BFF right now right? Way cool! Just kidding, yeesh.
He’s making that dorky expression because I was goading him for the photo. Normally, he won’t let me take photos of him at all and if he does, he screens them because he’s a freak. His shirt says, “Idaho? No – U-da-ho!” with an outline of Idaho. Yeah, right: like I’m da ho.
Mind you – we’re no spring chicken anymore. He’s 32 and I’m 37 – but don’t worry, I think we both still qualify as hotties. Alas, someone asked me today if I had gotten highlights – I said, “No, it’s fuckin grey hair you twat!”
So, if we ever make it to Toronto, which we have been planning for about two years now, you could tell us where to go so we wouldn’t be like complete dumb-asses fucking up what could be a rockin good time up in there.
He needs to get his passport though and I am tired of reminding him – that’s why we’ve not gone yet. Btw, he will KILL me if he knows I sent it to you, fyi. Pls be kind.
Ciao,
H
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by erica.
we went away finally i was going to lose my fucking mind if we didn’t my nose is extremely red i can’t tell if it makes it look bigger or smaller alright tv time i have some funny stories to share but i am too exhausted/drunk/hung to figure out a good way to condense them wait i’ll try and i will caps lock for added effect.
WE WERE TRASHED FUNNY TRASHED AND HIDING IN THE WOODS SPYING ON THE PARTY WE JUST LEFT THAT WAS WINDING DOWN WAITING FOR THE OLD FOLKS TO GO TO SLEEP SO THESE COUGARS COULD SNEAK AWAY WITH US TO THE SCARY HOUSE WE WERE STANDING STILL IN THE DARK AND THEN GAVE UP AND I USED MIKE AS A GUIDE TO LEAD ME TO THE HARBOUR AND HE WALKED THROUGH EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BRANCH LEAF EVERYTHING SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE THEN WE LAID DOWN IN THE DIRT FOR AWHILE SO TARLEY COULD GO DO SOME SPYING AND WHEN WE LEFT THE HARBOR TODAY TO GO BACK TO THE MAINLAND ALL OF MIKE’S BOTTLES FROM WHERE WE WERE LYING DOWN WERE STILL THERE.
tv.
