me: still at work!?

Phil: leaving in a sec

me: i bought my dinner from the organic lesbian restaurant

Phil: nice
does it taste like fish

me: they are filming another american pie around the corner

Phil: or carpet
or box

me: oh its uh boring

Phil: or rug

me: i got u some spring rolls and soup
someone took a bite of one i forget who
oh the film crew is all out there

Phil: oh they must have slipped

me: they went quiet when i walked by

Phil: ok i will leave now

me: then on way back quiet again and one guy went on his walkie HOT GIRL
and alerted all the other guys down the line

Phil: WHAT

me: so i had to walk by them all with sweaty arms
and one goes hey you want to be in the movie
i said

Phil: are u trying to make me angry

me: if i have to audition no way
i said it really snarky
i think they might have recognized me from last summer
walking by all the time
they are all old and ugly
fil u have a hot girlfriend ok
who is finally starting to feel better anout her appearance
hello

Phil: i know i am joking sheesh

me: ok but yes it is funny

Phil: yes

me: like it is 33 out they are all hot and testy and bored
and i made them feel better

Phil: you should get on the movie
in
whatever

me: yeah right they would make me audition

Phil: well you should at least ask

me: i was going to say yoy guys are making ANOTHER straight to dvd?
i wasnt sure if they were serious

Phil: ok well tell me more when i get home

me: anyway ill walk by again sometime theyre gonna be there awhile
thats everything

Phil: see u
ok bye

me: bye
oh some homeless sketch bag said i look fantastic
no amazing
fabulous?
the point is he was on a blanket in front of the futon store

we made a deal that fil would get me a present if i grew out my nails, and i did successfully for 2 months, no biting, i held up MY end, did he? no. and now three of my little dudes have been ripped out. i am tired of repainting them and in general thinking about them and looking at how dirty they get and the shit that gets stuck beneath them the only good thing about them is how amazing a penis looks being held by them what i didn’t say that this place is rated G. anyway, fucking nails, fucking fil!