RAYMI’S PICTORIAL GUIDE TO:

NOT BEING A FAT ASS

do you see a picture of an enchilada there? or some burritos smothered in cheese? no? see, that makes all the difference i promise! i put a tablespoon of renee’s greek feta on the cooked vegetables and mixed it around it blends very well when they’re warm then chuck some onto lettuce and BAM, done and while renee’s dressing is pretty fattening i make an allowance cos there are no bread carbs in this dish, no grated cheese or meat plus it is only a tablespoon and not like i am going to hog the entire thing half is for fil. you have to learn how to make sneaky PLAUSIBLE excuses when it comes to weight-loss, not shit like OH this pack of pringles is 1/3 less the fat SO I CAN EAT THREE PACKAGES!

we went to sketch comedy at the rivoli last nite, it wasn’t too terrible, there were actually funny parts. this old guy beside us fell asleep a lot. fraser young was there though! swoon. he kind of talks like bobcat goldthwaite. next time i think we will opt for stand-up instead. i met ron sparks, he played it cool or like a dick, we couldn’t tell. feh.