last nite i smoked the sweet sweet cheeba, sheeba? i am so old and far from pot smoking that i don’t know what the terminology is anymore anyway here are all the irrational thoughts i had i call this “FUN” WITH PARANOIA!:
well, i already told you about my journals all 20 of them being taken from me cos somehow the people of bloor knew i was coming? i figured everyone was hot for my teenage journals and scrapbooks, i don’t know why just cos, just cos.
sarah and mark started to talk about that aqua teen hunger force scandal thing to which i had no previous knowledge of so when they got to making terrorist jokes i had to decide whether or not their entire conversation was just an elaborate scheme to secretly inform me via a bevy of gestures and bold statements that i was suppose to jump out of the window or have a severe panic attack.
i think that was the highpoint of my paranoia, nothing else stands out OH i did think that the cab driver was going to follow me up to the condo and rape and murder me after all his friends climbed up the balcony and had their way with me so in every room in the apartment i was figuring out which things would make the best weapons. it didn’t help matters at all that cid has been a huge sketchbag since fil left, he keeps pacing and being all low to the ground when he walks like he is having ‘NAM flashbacks.
i always think people are watching me at night but it is especially spooky when you are alone and HIGH holy crap those branches MOVE are they branches or are they homeless crankheads who have super human strength and ability to launch themselves over my balcony from standing on the slide at the park?
then i obsessed over eating a chocolate molten lava cake but i didn’t succumb.
i’m still thinking about it.
i have discovered the secret link to my sweets-craving, WEED. so next time i am at fil’s mom’s for dinner and she gets hurt by my poo-pooing a dessert i will just take out a one-hitter right there on the spot and get high, then wait an hour, then have some ice cream AND two more helpings of dinner and laugh my face off to family guy.
