please vote for me or i will fucking kill myself YES I AM MENTALLY UNSTABLE LIKE THAT.

merkley???: my dogs have to lay right next to me and they give me a hot spot so i have to make them move but they refuse to learn that i am trying to make them move no matter how many times i do it
like each time i try to make them move they act completely baffeled as to why i would want them to
and then they look at me like i am a dick
the end

me: nice
animals are very selfish
its always MEMEMEMemememe
they may as well have blogs

merkley???: i hate blog jokes i mean NICE BLOG JOKE RAYMI!!!

me: well i couldntthink of anything else at the moment
fine they may as well have a hall of mirrors?!
fuck you
i hope you OD on potatoes

merkley???: i wish i could remember all my jokes from last night
i was being hilarious

me: yeah im sure they were golden

merkley???: but i cant remember any of them

me: blog jokes are funny on marriedtothesea.com and toothpastefordinner.com
you are just jealous
you have I HAVE A PENIS complex you wish you were a girl

merkley???: touche
oops
i meant DOUCHE

me: you’re a fucking lesbian
thats why you hate the world
cos you have a dick

merkley???: as in douchebage

me: what are you going to do today

merkley???: work on some photos and then go to a christmas party tonight

me: are you going to dress festive

merkley???: no

me: fine

merkley???: i already look like kris kringle

me: you could put little ornaments in yer hair, super miniature and then wasted girls will come up to you and play with them
you’re welcome for the idea
little cherubs and tinsel and shit

merkley???: why not just hang them on my balls and walk around with a boner?
thats way cooler

me: WHY NOT WALK AROUND THINKING YOU ARE THE COOLEST THING TO EVER HIT THE PLANET AND ABOVE EVERYTHING YOUR INTERNET FRIEND TELLS YOU TO DO FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE