i wasn’t even drunk and i fell down some stairs last nite during the hockey game out at a bar in front of thirty people who all laughed at me and no one asked if i was ok. the heels of my boots got hooked on the top stair of three steps and i like slow-motion hit the floor onto both knees all of my weight. i was also wearing that retardo leafs hat at the time so it was 110% embarrassing. the section it happened in consisted of jocky college dyke-types you know super girly women haters cos deep down they want to have scary rape sex with them anyway yeah, it sucked. i’ve been taking fotos of my knees i can’t tell if they are bruised or if they just always looked that fuc’ugly (v). fil didn’t see it happen either and i had to wait at the bar for our server to look at a wine price list with all the jock girls behind me snickering and describing what just happened to party members who missed it.

IF YOU WERE AT GABBY’S LAST NITE AND SAW THIS INCIDENT YOU ARE AN UGLY TWAT WITH PENIS-ENVY YOU ARE SUPER DUPER DUPER UGLY AND MANLY AND YOU HAVE ADAM’S APPLES.

really it was funny but not enough people i know were there to witness it thus making it humiliating. oh it was also extremely loud and while i was on the floor everyone went OOOOOOOOoooooooooooh like when you see someone wipe out on their bike or skateboard YES THAT BAD.