and now i bring you mastertrashed theatre

after this radular photo was taken mr. santa claus had to stop his guitar ballad to shake pitt’s hand and hug and kiss him. not lying.

that’s right, i’m bringing back the caption.

is yellow teeth an irish thing? that kid’s hair sucks.

YES i see you sheep dog curly barf hair kid

nice pretending to be thinking pitt.

uh hi the clothing store called, they’re running out of stripes?

I LOVE YOU FIL NO I LOVE YOOOOU PITT NO I LOVE YOU FIL! I LOVE YOU MORE! NO I LOVE YOU MORE!!! NOPE I LOVE YOU !!!MORE!!!11! NO I LOVE…

ok fine we love eachother EQUALLY….except i love you just a little bit more.

fil please tell me the secret behind being able to suck your nose into your face

salut pitt ou eh my baguette?

everyone look at me screw that guy like whatever you come out to the dome every home game since the beginning of baseball nevermind that EVERYONE LOOK AT ME

SERIOUSLY i have a blog do YOU have a blog? no? so shut up and another thing…

pitt looks like that guy at your party who is just really annoying and smiles a lot and people avoid him cos he is a total gasbag who goes on and on and on and ON and you have to tell your wife before the party that if she sees you talking to him she has to save you otherwise you are dumping her forever

nice pixelation relish motif what are you computer static? funny? anyone?

good thing i ruined a perfectly good picture by BEING IN IT good thing also my face turns mongoloid after a few beers and shots of red wine

my hair is pretty.

wasted

so hot