i was just thinking about how one day i will probably be charged with sexual harassment by one of my lady friends cos i’m all hey are those real or is your bra stuffed and instead of waiting for a reply i find out the answer with my hands a la christian slater.
maybe he should be my next boyfriend? i bet he would go for me cos he’d be all grabbing at me and i’d be like GO FOR IT DUDE. well maybe we could just be friends and talk about having zero boundaries while we are sharing some peppered beef jerky in our respective jail cells.
poor dudes, women get away with everything. when a woman is fondled by a woman they are all giggly and flattered and coo at you but then when a guy does it and say he is not very good looking it’s like terrifying and the women fills up with so much fucking rage that she puts her purse strap around his neck and pulls it tight like a noose and strangles him on the spot.
girl, giggle.
guy, DESTROY.
