merkley??? says:
who hates you?
raymi says:
my friends
raymi says:
no one wants to hang out with me during the day
raymi says:
this is pre-menstrual cry baby raymi u are talking to
merkley??? says:
dude, they are at work n’shit
raymi says:
maybe i should just get ready go out and get totally wasted and go to bed at like 7
raymi says:
not all of them tho
raymi says:
some are in school
raymi says:
!
merkley??? says:
i thought you were prementrual last wek
raymi says:
my pre-menstrual lasts a very long time
merkley??? says:
ah
raymi says:
or i make excuses that it does
merkley??? says:
that explains EVERYTHING
raymi says:
tonite i have to sleep alone and i am afraid that monsters will get me
merkley??? says:
so juice costs like 100 bucks a glass right?
merkley??? says:
do you hate sleeping alone?
raymi says:
no
raymi says:
sometimes yes
raymi says:
but i am alone in the city
raymi says:
and terrorists are plotting to kill me
merkley??? says:
what about your chums like samir etc?
raymi says:
we are not hanging out until 8
raymi says:
thats 4 hours from now!
merkley??? says:
one of my best pals is flying in from utah today so it will be non-stop party till sunday
raymi says:
i am depressed because i am wearing only a towel right now once i put pants on and make-up i will be all I AM THE BEST
merkley??? says:
no why would partial nudity cause you to be depressed?
raymi says:
because my hair is wet
merkley??? says:
you dont seem to mind it on your blog
merkley??? says:
and you dont look good with wet hair?
raymi says:
because being in a towel after u shower and lazing around in it is like being in limbo, like fun things are that much farther away from happening
raymi says:
this all makes perfect sense does it not
merkley??? says:
i like hanging out in a towel
merkley??? says:
all clean
raymi says:
well you dont suffer from mental illness
merkley??? says:
ha ha
merkley??? says:
wet towel disorder
raymi says:
pretty much
merkley??? says:
you sit around with wet hair a lot i have noticed
raymi says:
no i dont
raymi says:
well actually yeh for at least 1.5 hours a day
merkley??? says:
that seems about right
raymi says:
then at the last possible minute i blow dry and straighten it otherwise my hair is fucked
merkley??? says:
becuse in precisely 15 minutes you will log off to blow dry
raymi says:
and put on makeup and get dressed
merkley??? says:
i’m the only man i know who blow dries
raymi says:
NICE
merkley??? says:
because i’m rocking the barry gibb look because nobody else wants to
raymi says:
im rocking the loner reject look
merkley??? says:
poor you
raymi says:
shut up
merkley??? says:
are you going out tonight?
raymi says:
i meant my hairstyle
raymi says:
yes i am
merkley??? says:
why dont you and samir make a quick video
merkley??? says:
with a story
merkley??? says:
i think that might be the ticket to the fame you crave
raymi says:
i dont crave fame it is addicted to me
raymi says:
but yes i agree
merkley??? says:
nice
merkley??? says:
last night in my dream i was giving a friend lessons on how to be treated like you’re famous without having to be
merkley??? says:
and i was crashing presidential parties and president bush thought i was funny
raymi says:
perfect
raymi says:
i dreamt i was driving a big van on the highway with all these people in it and i had a lot of kittens with me
merkley??? says:
now isnt that just precious
merkley??? says:
i leave my TV on all night
raymi says:
other retarded stuff happened but i cant remember
merkley??? says:
you will be happy to know that i have just completed clipping my toenails
raymi says:
nice
raymi says:
i am about to take a crap
merkley??? says:
thats GREAT NEWS!
raymi says:
I KNOW
merkley??? says:
so i just about killed myself dragging a sofa in the house all by myself
merkley??? says:
i need to get in shape
raymi says:
see you dont have any friends either
merkley??? says:
not daytime friends
merkley??? says:
night time friends i have 5 billion
merkley??? says:
not many people stay home like us raymi
raymi says:
this is true
