needs more cliche
this dress has never been out in public. i think it is perfect for the supermarket as well as destroying boners everywhere. fil’s gonna be pumped. this thing is super huge on me, drowning in it. i think i will fit right in with a miami beach retirementland crowd. i bet i could get my own variety store lease too.
update: i have changed. the supermarket cannot handle me in this get-up.
You’re completely right. I had a huge boner at the supermarket and this killed it.
NICE DRESS!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAA
GET IT???
no i do not but i imagine it’s really funny though
you could:
-cut a wide bowl neck and chop the sleeves, sewing it in at the armpits to make it boob-tighter/ not 90s cut off sleeves
-crop it at the top to halter the breasts and add an elastic
– crop below breastses and make it an emperor skirt…
oh, to have a working sewing machine…
I like it actually. But it could use like spaghetti straps instead of being so done up. I’d probably undo it. Or alter the collar.
It kinda looks like a tea towel grandma would have. I mean that in a lovely way.
boo! boo boo boo boo boo boo. i like that dress. i like that it looks like 60sish vinyl chair pattern you just ripped off an old chair waiting to be nabbed on garbage day and then stuck it to yourself and it magically turned into fabric and a dress shape. i am not kidding, i like it a lot. yeeeeahhhh. and like that, poof, i’m gone.
(p.s. wet sloppy cokey summa kisses)
i did it all the way up purposely for maximum hipster bag lady cliche – the uglier the cooler, right?
hi sweaty lets go hang with your weird white people brood on the island asap!
i think that dress is cool man, you always find all these cool vintage things raymi, i freak out in vintage stores and in winners or anywhere where u have to look for stuff, so i just go to the gap and buy a black t. i’m simple.
it just takes a little effort, you know your body by now and what you’re comfortable in. let the crazy creative take over and just start grabbing things then try it all on.
see i HATE trying on clothes, im weird like that i dont have the patience, i wish i did
I love it, especially the collar. Get it tailored so it actually fits you and you don’t have that cinched bag effect from the belt, and it will be the perfect grocery store dress. Would probably also go well with a rainbow sno cone at the zoo.
or skipping rope beside a fire hydrant spraying water on kids in bathingsuits and you catch a rainbow from the spray stream with sun shining through it then you die from the vision.
I agree with “seaflow”…the sleeves need to be shortened, and maybe with a cuff on it. I had a similar dress with that problem and it changed the whole thing around by bringing it in around the torso and chest and taking a good 2 inches off the sleeves.
One of the raddest get-ups I’ve ever seen you rock!!
everything i cut lately i ruin so i will let a professional at this one.