time flies when you sit on your ass 24/7 eh we’re already at 2008 archives. yeesh. i have nothing else for you all we’ve been doing is catching up on lost and i haven’t been taking pictures. went for a tan last nite, one of my eye goggles is missing, sad face. alright, on with the one year ago this month nostalgia…zzz…..aw whatever the titles for these posts used to be on blogger didn’t make the treck over to wordpress.

i had a seizure when i was a toddler during a blizzard, i was dehydrated from barfing a lot due to an ear infection, so this barf/blizzard is bringing me some wicked mental images right now!

i <3 canada

earlier in the morning this dude was hanging around too.

if i didn’t wear makeup i would looke like that garbage lady in labyrinth.

if your bf is like fil, just threaten him that YOU will DO SOMETHING he WON’T LIKE and he’ll fuck right off asap, i promise.

feb 2007 archives!!!

who is right?

silently weeping for myself like a fucking greek tragedy.

i’m solely making this event to remind 4 people to come hahaha.

more feb 2007 archives.

WOW did my old camera ever suck!

so this is the funniest blog in all of canada officially (again). hahahahaha sorry that in itself is wicked funny to me right now.

BRAWP BRAWP BRAWP BRAWP BRAWP
BRAWP BRAWP BRAWP BWAP BRAWP
BRAWP BRAWP BRAWP BRAWP BRAWP
EVERYBOY DANCE NOW!

new clothes high

most depressing salad ever.

we are also amazed when young people move in cos it seems like only people who were in the movie cocoon live here

and holy shit i am starting to look like a witchy yoko ono.

can you go deaf from lots of drinking?

bangs!

looking at this before picture with my face heavily made up and in the sun like that i am a little saddened.

and here i am looking at how famous i think i look

BEST hangover restaurant.

goodbye pete

it was also nice that jen’s dog was humping my leg the entire time and my arm from the fairy whatever dust i sprinkled on it.

you don’t tell these people WHO BROUGHT THE SHAWARMA TO THE FUCKING ANNEX HOW TO RUN THEIR OWN BUSINESS AND SCOLD THEM.

after the room cleared out two (mgmt) dudes were kinda quietly jamming and no one was even watching so i tell fil ok go now take some pics and he does and i do too and dryly say hey is that the encore? and the one guy busted up laughing so hard

me at 19. yikes!

more hanky panky party pics.

depressing snack fail.

pretend prescription bifocals for pretend reading i guess?

like, is it too much to ask to just look like an imp, really, is it?

or graduating it to rag status.

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA wow i don’t know what to say.

no more red wine, worse hangovers ever, it only took me infinity glasses to figure that out

sorry kill me in the face with a fairy tale life much?

wtf?

aw cid.

HAPPY REWARD FOR GETTING A BOYFRIEND DAY EVERYONE! or I VIEW VALENTINE’S DAY JUST LIKE CHRISTMAS OR BIRTHDAYS, EXCEPT WITH HIGHER EXPECTATIONS. -raymi

but they didn’t understand AT ALL because Valentine’s day is a major big deal in elementary school it’s like an office work party for eight year olds

i told him about the idea instead.

i miss this show and haven’t seen it since. sniff.

was that comment brought to me by NOT GETTING LAID TONITE?

chloe and fil were the lucky recipients of a mug with a long curly pube stuck to the inside brim of it and they had a couple swigs each ’til they discovered it.

this is how cool i am

me: i am this century’s most unrecognized under appreciated artiste

the pube comes to tea.

oh one of the barenaked ladies emailed me at least

remember when i looked like the dark crystal gelfling?

ok sometimes fil and i will find ourselves sitting at a bar (i know strange phenomena that)

no one needs to see this again but whatever.

an accurate representation of how i socialize with people, or don’t.

mmmmmmmm gettin’ hungry.

cid bAHAHAHA

not to make you jealous but look at this email i just received:

subject: Hey I want to fuck you and your face

totall utter despair LOL

you try partying sober

this picture is like a picasso, where is my other eye? why do i have a nose for an ear?

NEW APPROACH to losing weight.

ok well so much for my love affair with frozen spinach

I can sense the facetiousness in your reply.

also my calf muscles are stupidly sore from the pathetic amount of dance steps performed in my shitty dance videos.

RIP shorts

coupland is kevin smithing himself

silurhtgweriugsvbweo;8wyt

get ready for someone pissed me off story time!

spiral beach <3 <3 <3 NO MORE ADVICE THANK YOU.

jammin’ w/ dad’s band.

warm chorizo dressing salad

i’ve gone 6 days w/o carbs now, no breads, pastas, rice, chips, crackers

autistic party of 1.

real or forced?

laundry day plus rivoli dinner.

um, the correlation between country music and the IQ of those who listen to it, has that been studied yet?

i had to explain to fil the other day WHY it is wrong to use the word premenstrual to explain why your girlfriend had a bad time at a concert

houses with a view

oooh! titles show now!

oh yeah i ran into the livingroom last nite and pulled down my underwear at fil and screamed AMBUSH! ahahahhahahahahahhahahaha

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