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Ding dong! Ding dongs (doorbell ring duh), it’s Monday a little after one o’clock which means you might be hating life entertainment-wise at the mo post-lunch wtf in the feelings dept. so anyway thought you’d like to chill with my latest PLAYBOY ENERGY DRANK V-SPOT: Viral News Round-up of the thangs that stood out for me the last week on les webs.

Crush it, xo RLW Bunny Enjoy.

click clickity click click. THE D IS FOR DADDY, PAULY.

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V Spot Sept 18 clicky clicky :).

Perez gets trolled IRL and more ENJOY.

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It’s that time again. Here’s one of my 8 v-picks.

V-Spot 7: 11 Year old Yemeni girl runs away to escape marriage

This super eloquent brave little girl ran away from home to live with her uncle (hope there’s no backlash there!) to avoid being married off to a much older man (sickening) the kid hasn’t even gone through puberty yet, it’s incredible. We’re so happy to see this video as heavy as it is the message should be spread, not to get all cultural judgey or anything but marrying children and depriving them of education or a chance to make up their own minds is a horrible thing to do especially when some of them choose drowning over it. Good luck Nada Al-Ahdal and congrats on your new life journey.

Go see the rest now ya hear! V SPOT JULY 31 love Raymi Bunny.

Check ya later

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Hi everyone! Hi Dad. Here’s my latest Playboy feature, I’m doing viral internet goodies now which will most likely resolute in a weekly feature cos there’s so much murterial on les webs where I spend the majority of my time anyway, we figured why not do that PLUS I find things first what with this accelerated time zone 6 hour lead.

Here’s one to kick off with.

Undercover commercials (if authentic) are the best because you typically get a square swearing his fucking guts out then the viewer is sucked in to see where this is going even though you know it’s an advertisement for a soft drink and has dang all to do with the beverage, sneaky marketers but anyway undercover professional stock car racer Jeff Gordon takes a bad assly powerful Chevy for a test spin with an unsuspecting car dealer wherein predictably hilarity ensues as 4 times NASCAR series winning Gordon goes apeshit on the gas, burn outs fish tails you name it we’d say it’s priceless but there was definitely a price tag for this advertisement. The reaction is cut a bit short because it seems like the dealer was extremely overwhelmed which makes for bad television reaction for Pepsi but he then recovers quickly by saying wanna do it again? When Jeff Gordon says I’m Jeff Gordon I’d be like who?

Now go see the rest, love you bye. Raymi Bunny.

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All Bunny ears up cos my Playboy Energy Drink Canada UK vs. Dutch Royals article is up. Woah that was a lot of countries listed in a row in one sentence. Whatever forever. Long live Prince Harry and spicy QILF Máxima of the Netherlands, plus the rest of ‘em. Except Camilla. HISS. Love Raymi Bunny Lebowski the First.

Queen’s Day was awesome. Why should I grow up when this art school geezer doesn’t have to? I’d rather be like him than any of you every day of the week. You guys need to check yourself and enjoy life a little more. Me, I’m good. Miss you Canuckleheads.

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More soon folks. Ps. I’m in a music video it released today yay. – Mark Loughman’s video btw: British rocker guy, class act, classic. janes addiction and the fucking queens of the stoneage front man play on this track. im the one in the sparkle bottoms. the little old man knows john and yoko btw. He’s 86.

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HERE ARE TWO MAJOR TORONTO BANDS FYI IN CASE YOU WANTED TO KNOW YOU’RE WELCOME THANKS!!!

Over the tenure of my career as a blogger I’ve discovered that a significant portion of my success can be attributed to doing what you’re “not supposed to ” in the media and everywhere else on the streets too. READ MORE RIGHT HERE RIGHT MEOW!

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Where was we now.

Ah yes, gettin’ through November.

Sweet, sweet November.

Happy Birthday Lois! These were wiped from my last blog post no idea why, I didn’t touch the thing all weekend long. Well, Saturday. Meh.

More mom love. going out with them Again tonight. I have to wear a dress. It’s okay I know what I’m busting out don’t worry.

I’m not sure but I think blueberry teas make me nauseous as I’d likely already be nauseous if it warranted drinking one.

Red is my colour this season it just is I suppose.

Torso chiseling motivation.

No clue.

You should see ‘em now they’re like weapon talons I scratch myself all the time.

Anja saw a song I posted on facebook (that everybody just so happens to love meow) and drove her Mississauga despy housewife ass to pick me up. Her birthday was yesterday. We had a girl hang-a-lang reunion, last I saw her I was 21 back in Oakvegas days.

After deciding to stay in for the night (Friday) I was convinced to go out. I took a week off of social engagements and now it is Monday again already. I was considering wiping schedule and leaving town this week but relatives are coming in to town at week’s end so that changes that. Who knows, who knows.

Anja is the prettiest girl I have ever been friends with like you know the kind, pristine Latvian, flawless so I was nervous about how I looked. meanwhile she’s like you look SO HOT and good Raymi. WTF? I think she is a major alcoholic because I don’t hold a candle to her looks. She thinks I haven’t aged at all either. Welp, MY ego was sufficiently blown this weekend how about yours?

Keepin’ it ballerina.

Mimosas and dogs. Mmm now I’m thirsty. I already had a business lunch today and you masters of the universe know what that means DTD (day time drinks) SHhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Her husband is a dj and was playing for us SUPER LOUD plus I lost my voice so I had to scream over it which no doubt prolonged the healing process. I sound normal again today thankfully.

They finished all 4 cans of PBE I brought, back on the energy drink circuit. I must bring you guys more.

Who gets lost on their way to Apache Burger? These guys. Please. Like I know shit about the suburbs. #indenial.

Whatever man I was already in pre-massive burger guilt. If you have one without fries or pop or cheese you don’t feel as logey, which I didn’t at all period I was like this basically feels like all I had was a salad.

Anja and I were cohorts in high school, boy, did we have good times haha. My mom is probably like this !O_O! right now.

Land ho.

I have no idea why but for some reason it took forever and we were at the front of the line. I went next door and grabbed sbucks.

Total slobtastical weekend, lots of down time I feel revitalized actually great and I think I look better too. Want to keep this thing going for as long as I can.

Went for a run yesterday. Missed my chance for one today. Ah well. It was nice sitting in Starbucks/Chapters and people watching waiting for my meeting to begin, normal people shit.

Who am I kidding how normal can I get.

You know once I break one of these I’m going to be super bummed.

Time for some new hand gear/bling.

Vintage Raymi business card. I just finished those chocolate coffee beans off omg so good.

Now if you’ll excuse me I have some stuff to get done. Hope your Monday was __________! XO RLW.

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Loudawgs lifers now.

You are beautiful.

2 smoked lemon southern teas. Delicious.

We had three pounds. This is the third pound.

We tucked in to some serious eating I love that my shirt looks like I have a huge stomach. Caring is last season.

HUUUGE.

ANd the night before.

Went to Sauza sin in the Distillery. Great times. Groovy times. Waiting on those party pics.

When Courtney was done with her costume I took over for her. One man’s trash, is another’s treasure. I am sorry this is how you are finding out I am really a man. Hashtag sorry.

RepTdotO and I. See my tons of effort. It is painful that I have 400 costumes at home. Tonight should be truly interesting then. #poletergeist.

Sergio <3.

Scene change!

Artistical moment.

Band-aid nail polish matchy. I wish my hand looked as nice as this right now haha.

She made us take the streetcar again. It was a nice relaxing time, we had a nice talk.

Tequila party. Hey Jesse.

Oh well, alright.

The servers had amazing painted on masks.

Bro was taking it in to be appraised.

Back to work. Had a decently normal and early night. Feeling well rested but Saturday rainy sleepy. Listening to a Parkdale symphony orchestra of sirens right now slurpin’ on some s-bucks. Fancy dinner party later. Then Poletergeist and right now I must interview my next PBE subject! Check it don’t wreck it, peace Raymensteins.

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What I’ve learned from both these gents is something mega-important: likeability. You must have it if people are going to buy your merch let alone give you the time or chance to sell it to ‘em. Being in sales myself I’ve learned this as well. I sell dreams and lifestyle, multi-brands and experiences but not everybody likes me…

Just kidding, EVERYBODY LOVES ME.

But go on read the rest! I profiled Shane and Derek, two Canadian entrepreneur friends of mine making it in the big bad world with their wacky products and I dig it man!

ps. right? I get a matching remix watch too #Spoiled.

Gettin’ ready for the Ski Show. My second batch of shots has arrived, tackle time.

Here I am changing in a sandwich shop because it was raining and I was cold. The guy had just closed for the night, saw me coming walked back up the stairs and began unlocking it and I say up to him you are SO going to hate what I am about to do in there. The ATM wasn’t even working so why was he letting me in at all period? Was he going to make me a burger too? Have you ever had a forced awkward conversation about food with a stranger with your turtleneck strangling your face? No shame all fame.

I am a good camera girl I mean, come on. Those things are a cinch. Provided someone else does all the settings and all you gotta do is do the lens thing properly which is the best part anyway because it makes you look like a real photographer. Always put your hat on backwards too 1. so the brim doesn’t get in the way 2. you mean business. Cameras are a great way for sneaking in to places or standing right at the front of the stage pretending to take pictures because you already took 300. Don’t even get me started on press/photo passes.

I was putting a black shirt on over a black t-shirt but it looks like I haven’t done anything at all.

And then I smiled my way in to a Marlies game. Weren’t serving beer anymore so left after 4 seconds. I love sneaking in to stuff.

Or officially supposed to be there, either or, I like to be there. Damn I am so poetic today.

Those boots were my mom’s, she never wore em and this was my first time. Brought the pants together me-thinks. Styled by Craymi. At first I had a baby blue tee on and it was amplifying me like a beam of golden zeusplosion I think it hurt colleague’s eyes.

Bye for real this time. See you again at 3pm. Which in Raymi Standard Time Zone means 4pm.

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