Luckily I am built like a spider monkey with long gangly limbs. It was still cutting off circulation a little well not really lets say that I doubt my mom could do this. Maybe we will see in my next blogvertorial takin’ the cougs a Juicin‘.

Picture an infinite loop of “being alluring”. Oh, it happened. Did I pull it off? I’ll have to wait and see along with you guys.

Sean Ward and I are big fans of the almighty “collab” and we’ve been engaging in intermedia f-ery for years now so why not do a cross-over? Kind of like when The Jetsons and the Flinstones hung out but even better.

So never fear! Raymbo Bright is here! I’m back in Juiceland :).

Who’s That Guy?

I had four bases to cover once they said action: pretend to read newspaper, reach for cup, take a sip and notice then recognize the mystery guy across the way from me then make a hot for teacher face at him. Except this time I’m not for teacher lol but for…

And then in another scene I had MORE COMPLICATED sexy sadness actions to portray as my love interest flees the scene and I grip my Jamba Juice cup lacing each finger around the container one by one like in a comic strip panel and we close up on my wittle band-aid aw.

In between takes we muck about and I show them the fine art of juggling TWO oranges. Look what those nice JJ guys said about me, Dad!

“Look who was spotted at the JJ on Bloor! Raymi the Minx – the blonde, bombshell blogger enjoying the fruits of our labour with friends this weekend! Even trying to take some of our oranges too! Don’t worry Raymi, we will share a slice or two with you Check out her blog here! raymitheminx.com/“ *Blushing* Gee gosh thanks you guys.

Great Ray the Cray does as ‘zactly as she wants. I fancy meself a bit Eloise.

Kid ‘n Play? I will show you Kid ‘n Cray!

Who’s the lucky one’ll get a juice out of those oranges?

I learned on Lamb Chop’s play-a-long how to juggle, how to APPEAR to know how to juggle by timing your lobs and quickly passing the ball to your other hand to throw up in the air and when you get better you add the third ball, which I am not ready for yet. My Biography should be called THE EASY WAY. Ha!

See! Magic! Looks real. Looks like juggling well it is juggling except not the accepted kind with a minimum of three balls.

Do you want to talk about how not lady like I look in this dress?

Meh. I’ll leave worrying about those kinds of things up to you guys.

Have you figured it out yet? Ps. I got a shout out on The Dean Blundell Show this morning! Thanks Toronto Batman! Congrats for going over a million views on youtube and thanks for including l’il ol Raymi in on it :).

So you might have guessed by now that there will be a blogmercial coming out of this Jamba Juice-infused post. Cannot wait to see it.

But who is this mysterious girl in the juice restaurant? She looks familiar to Batman too.

I love behind the scenes coverage. Wacky Zany times and being inside JJ is like being in Toy Story, it is my happy place and I’ll def be running here lots in the summer. Have dog treats for me please :).

Sure thing love you guys! First location in all of Canaduh! Next location coming soon to 1853 Avenue Road, Yorkdale mall and Milton.

I didn’t want to get juice bloat so I had a non-dairy smoothie, peach, with 3G boost added (equivalent to a half cup of coffee) and it aided in my focus and adrenaline appeasing, acting capabilities (yes haha shut up) and filled me up. When I was done I had another, this time “a red one” which means strawberry and banana. With more 3G. We all had 3G’s and were cray for it and hyper-active, great energy for the shoot and time just flew on by, we were there three hours?

I re-applied my gloss numerous and numerously and almost went through the entire thing I bought the night of Love a heart. My lips are so big we go through a lot of chap or I just raw-dog it and have naked lips that make people think I am dying of something or other haha.

This is my librarian dress from years ago (bought it at vintage by the pound) and it’s now evolved into severely scary sexy librarian who will slam your hand between an encyclopedia IF YOU DO NOT SHHHH RIGHT NOW! Eeek I am scared and staying at home to read thank yew.

Sean teaching me how to be sexy. Correction, Directing. And bravo work I might add. It is one thing to be sexy which is way simple for me I just sit there sexily and people walk in to tables and walls all around me, dogs leap for joy, nerds look up from their programming etc but to act it can get instantly un-sexy so we had to do a lot of takes because I kept becoming SUPER DUPER NERVOUSLY UN-SEXY. Like way worse than Irma.

Luckily stupid sexy Sean was there to whisper sexy motivational (trade secreted) secrets in my ear that helped me get over my shyness and step in to my Raymi the Minx big girl pants. Okay Sean-o and Matt, roll tape.

Oh, it’s you. Hi there. Didn’t notice you there. Sluuuuuurp.

What are the chances of bumpin’ in to a dame like you in a joint like this after the other night? How many missed connections have you had in your life? They can make you cray, do cray things and act cray. In my past when I’ve spotted spottings down in the Dakota I go ok White lets do it, second chances are to be observed.

Future treat.

Pure torture this photo.

I’m a little Celina Kyle looking don’t you think? Cat eyes, the specs, the shadow play. If I plan on getting in to catsuit I better get my act together though. No more potato chips.

What’s that you say? Shhh. Lips sealed.

I couldn’t locate one of my burlesque heels (found it!) so I wore my spats, my dork spats Fred Astaire tap dancing the night away danced the soles in to dust spats yes precisely those spats.

I am an actress right down to my finger tips.

Baby don’t go!

If that were my librarian or teacher I don’t think I would tire of looking at her back side writing down all her weird riddles and stories and lessons.

I was complimenting his acting skills hahah, I saw his eyebrows furrow in an acty kind of way and I was like hey Dean “I totally noticed”. Dean is a wise guy and good fun.

A custy wished them congrats on the video. A lot of people gathered around and inquired on what the Crapman was going on with our little clique.

We had to get Batman away from the window at points.

Ooh movie star out.

Then some more Bat sightings in a bakery and we were off. Teaser out!

ps. my brother’s hockey nickname was The Juice (and Juice for short) because he was fast like OJ lol so this title is a nod to that as well as a play on Jamba Juice obvi. Follow them on Twitter @JambaJuiceCA to keep tabs on what’s in store with your neighbourhood juice store also hit them up on Facebook too: Jamba Juice Canada.

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I want a Jamba Juice tornado tattoo, it’s part of my harajuku princess doll brand and extremely, seriously important. My camera ghost date suggested I just ask for them, ah duh. Temp Facial tattoos are adorabz on little kids (and big kids).

Daddy can we try them all? Hey folks, yesterday I tripped on in to the inaugural Canadian location of Jamba Juice located in the heart of the Annex, and much like a kid in a milkshake store I rode the Jamba tornado like a champ. The sky was my budget limit (that came out right, right?) so I had a flat bread as well (pizza mmm) because when I hear ANYTHING YOU WANT I do not disappoint.

I come from the era of poor taste in design so I appreciate these Willy Wonka extras adorning the walls. Fun is fun is fun.

Jessee spells her name the same way my best gf Jessee (late elem-early high school) spelled her name. I ripped her on it sometimes which is why I was amazed that the legacy carries on. She’s making a Jamba for one of my band mates, I said surprise me, no, them. Think she had fun with it and they were all quite pleased and satisfied and happy.

What is horse teeth about to do here?

Are there any strawberry seeds stuck in my teeth? I had a full fruit one, which are thicker then I had two BOOSTS added, one for immunity (like Survivor and to not get sick) and the other, energy, for band practice. I love the concept of boosts, it makes me feel good about myself because I never take vitamins or do anything lately that is health conscious which is another love, vitality and cleansing, nutrients, treating your temple right. While you’re smoothie or shakin’ it up it doesn’t hurt to throw some magic powder in there.

Can’t wait for summer, I’m going to switch up my running route every so often and head for Jamba Juice and run with a juice home. I find that if I run with a water bottle and switch from hand-to-hand, each arm becomes toned. I bet you guys forgot how much of a work-out maniac I am. You know Venus Williams is aligned with Jamba too? We are looking into a tennis match for Raymeh and her lol it’ll be like a tennis ball machine assault and me jumping around like Mr. Bean all over the place, like paintball, can’t wait Venus! (I also know a very inappropriate joke involving the name Venus, BFF4LIFE).

I am so flattered to be aligned with Venus Williams, I mean, Jamba Juice, I just picture them in the boardroom, strategizing and of all the people in the universe (they already chose planet Venus) they chose moi to lead the Jamba pack.

So I’ll just run over to Bakersfield Cali (I’ve been there!)(I prefer LA) from Liberty Village and… they’re updating the canuck website jambajuice.ca to have all relevant Canadian information, location, news, all that but for the list of smoothies and fruits available, it’s more or less the same to scope jambajuice.com. Considering how many locations are in the states (over 700) we’ll see if we can hook up my American Little Raymis (there’s tons of you).

Ha ha Raymi spotted reading The Grid! Like when stars get busted buying copies of Us weekly with their faces on the covers. Camera ghostman creeped me in the streets!

It was chilly. I am determined to become the bastion of health that I once was I don’t care if it’s Antarctica, any time is a great time for a smoothie. January is the month of new resolve so start in on that health kick asap.

Saw popo everywhere yesterday, the cute one in the lead smiled at me cos I was kind of smirking for the camera but I knew it was probably a long time since he’d last seen a snowflake princess and he liked it.

Great facade, oh and the store’s too.

I kept losing him then getting paranoid and feeling stupid for smiling like a lunatic at nothing, passersby appreciated the dopiness. The Annex is my old neighbourhood, I love it, have lived here twice in my lifetime it’s a great location for a Jamba Juice.

I can tell you infinity stories about this stretch of road. Many blog post settings occurred here, that’s right Little Raymis, lay back and picture it!

Stalk to me baby.

Uh what is this the Edison twins?

Oh right I forgot what we were doing here blobbing is so fun, kay so, pick your size and because this is on the company’s dime cha-ching, larges for all! Check. Next, select your flavor and it’s spelled in American so we all can understand what is going on here. This part was difficult because I was so indecisive. I went vegan in the end (no dairy, you can sub for sorbet) which I try to scrimp on at all costs, cheese/dairy, not always but you know how I like to keep trim. I saw all the bods on celebrity big brother UK last night and was like ok Minx, time to get more serious.

Remember to stretch, keep those joints limber, don’t stiffen up, multi-task while deciding over 60+ dranks oh my. This is what I will look like come summer except in a Jamba Juice coloured unitard (with cape?). Or turbo-babe super tight spandex running gear, maybe a bikini top. With Stella. And sweating profusely oh man a juice will be so refreshing I’ll suck it back in under a minute.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Delicious smoothies I had the five berry one, I think? I changed my mind so many times I don’t remember (it was the five berry, think of five berries and I had them) but ghost camera had a pomegranate smoothie which was uber tasty cas it had dairy in it, which makes it smoooothier. Mine, without dairy, chunkier. Do you think I care? I am tough and arrogant and love a challenge, helps to savour it longer the thicker it is, and it thaws at a nice clip so you’re all good.

Comin’ back for ya bro-seph and that funny green one on the poster out front I would have ordered if I saw it inside there was even a holiday one, apple cinnamon omfg!! But it contains dairy, so we couldn’t do it trust me we poured over everythang, the entire menu.

Someone left these sunglasses at my house at some point over the last week it’s nice to come in to a pair for once I am always giving them away. I like them.

You know that Jamba came first right, we know who the competitors are yes, but Jamba for realsies were the first. Fact. Look it up. ‘spect son. Ok no more gangsta speak. Aight!

I secretly tried everything I hope I am not sick and I hope I don’t get the band sick now. We had a traffic violation on our way to band and welp, I had to sip them all while we waited. Don’t go through Shaw during rush hour south through Dundas, you gotta go left or right, had no idea about that. Told you po po were everywhere yesterday, then some horsecops went by our reahearsal space wtf?

This was my idea. I was giving all these magnificent expressions meanwhile the guy is taking pictures of the word LIMB or a business card. I flicked it out of his hand like Tony Soprano and was like over here and LISTEN when I tell you the first time GET THE SHOT. I mean, really. Divamouth came out to play.

Uuuuuuh uuum. But can you do this, or can you take that and put that in it and take out that? Jessee could be a doctor cos she’d have lots of patience Hay-o! (that was for Nacnud).

How much do I want to go to a ski resort right meow? I will not be skiing though, I will be hot tub hopping tubing and doing snow angels.

She had orange hair and was standing by an orange wall, very ballsy of her. Once he started photographing me her eyes went wild wide and she split hahha.

I look like a slob. Adorable slob. Adoraslob. The de-evolution of the english language right there people, thanks internet! No wait I mean it not being sarcastic. I like how some media about me said WITH SENTENCES THAT ONLY RAYMI COULD HAVE WRITTEN. Yeah no kidding.

Look at the picture of the holiday smoothie mmmm I’m SO CLOSE to it but so far. Next time. Or I’ll get one for teacher then have a sip. That’s what boyfriends are good for.

At first I was like, I’ll have antioxidant then decided to scrap that, who cares if I have better breath? I need to prevent illness and have the power to jump through a window at any given moment.

I look like I just got off the Polar Bear express (I did) or clawed my way out of a Siberian forest. Click to enlarge the menu if you like doing that like I like to do, it’s one of my fav foodielite habits to check the menu before we get to the restaurant. I like being prepared and it gets me jazzed for dinner.

This is how close I came to ordering mediums, phewf.

Easier to read this one thank yew.

Pickin’ a winner here do you mind?

The tip of your tongue is the sensory bud location for sour, yes? Yes it’s right I am right high five, me.

Now if this wasn’t a walking advertisement replete with immediate beeline straight back to Jamba Juice for every one we pass, then next time, balloons. Everything I do is a production, walking to the bathroom, car…

A variation on the symbol for the sun in luau crossed by Raymi. Raymi is the festival of the sun as a matter of fact, did you know that? That’s why they call me Raymbo Brite.

It was a perfect and nutritious pick-me-up before band, very good idea instead of last minute dashing out the door like a sloth, too bad we were late thanks to my suggestion of a shortcut.

The days are getting longer again.

Get a photo of that before it gets blended to smithereens.

Biceps day.

Had a skip in my step afterward, I did a twirl with these in my hands no problem at all. Ghosty Camera was wishing for a banana peel so bad. I was like all I need now is to slosh this techni-colour orange and strawberry red all over my white jacket. All would have been captured.

Groovy signage.

If you were a police officer and I handed you one of these would you let us get away with that traffic violation? I sat there silently, I always try to fix things but I know with the popatronz ya’s keeps your mouth shut hahaha.

After watching contagion the other night I asked if they would have to decontaminate the two oranges I touched?

Cute, who are you, my mom? She does this to her photos all the time.

One reason (of many) why I get the Courtney Love comparison is we both have big facial features. I look like a giant, big nose, teeth, eyes. Larger than life that’s right!

Writing down what the girls had, I requested two vegan smoothies, cos one of the girls requested one so two to be sure. Can you imagine a lemonade-based smoothie? Jessee’s favourite.

Gots to go!

Ready to rock?

PRODUCT PLACEMENT EXTREEEEEME. Carol had the strawberry surfrider. Tubular.

It’s a Labyrinth in there and I never remember which room it is, I go by feel and then by finally caving in and calling Carol lol.

This is a wicked building. Band culture is hilar.

Cheers!

Hello Nat! She got the Nirvana smoothie. Jealous.

LOLOL Grease lightning pink lady!

This is Nicole our badass bassist.

What a life :).

Help meeee.

Do you get how I came up with my brills blog title now? I think the punny gets worse with age.

Is this one better?

We were right beside it but captain idiot (that would be me) was still unsure.

Nat is a very experienced drummer. No you can’t have her.

Most powerful dryer ever it scared me!

Next time I’ll bring rum to pour in heheh. I keep the rock spirit alive and well.

A kitten lives in the practice space building too awwww.

Make fun of how I look all you want, I didn’t do my hair and my fly is down haha.

Sometimes it’s like Beetlejuice meets Alice in Wonderland.

Rockface 101.

That’s that! Here’s the Jamba Juice philosophy my favourite of which is NO FOOD COMAS and I can honestly say it’s the truth.

Hit them up on Twitter @Jambajuiceca also Like them on Facebook at Jamba Juice Canada to keep track of fun deals and exciting all-things-Jamba news.

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