Am I getting double stink-eye here? Probably. Nice work colleague.

What’s up girl.

Oh it’s me talking what am I saying? Talking internet!

Evidence of listening.

I know I blogged this one before already, don’t care. I like it. HI MARTA!

See. No one minds.

Thank god it’s over here are my people.

Lisa and Anum. Bloggity blog-a-bangity-bang uhh, fill the rest of that Kid Rock ditty in yourselves thanks I am busy working on my next joke. The guy in the red shirt laughed at all my jokes during the panel AND made that face you’re supposed to make when you are inspired by something that was intentionally-profound in sound.

Look it’s a listening and sharing triangle. Lisa and I TORE IT UP in San Diego (that one time in San Diego) at Blogher. I bet I could write a book about those four days. I bet mommy bloggers would tout it as their next 50 shades of Craymi. RIGHT!!!

This dress and my slacking on giving a care about my posture, demeanor overall is reminiscent of my cave-like roots. The dress is cheetah print, very subtle, like the skin of a Barbarella amazonian jungless.

I love Donna. This kid, 10, was also on my panel. He is a hockey blogger. My mind goes ballistic thinking about what I’d have done with the internet at ten years old therefore I dig the kid.

And I liked that we had a conversation both not looking at each other. I am as shy as a ten year old boy. WHO IS A FAMOUS INTERNET SENSATION.

@Sportsconnected that’s him. Yes I know we have a difference in brands I think it’s pretty awesome though, panel-attendees asked him what he would blog about during the strike, he made some jokes about that. Like a real adult omg we just sat laughing and staring with our mouths open. I forgot how precocious kids can be especially when egged on, as they should be, push that personality to its limit. You think I was precocious? You betcha.

This little girl was in love with me too her mom stopped me to tell me and congratulate me on my talk. WHAT! AWW kill me with cute overload why don’t you. I should just quit blogging and go in to babysitting already, I bet I would make more money ahahaa.

Exactly. This is the Molson sample room so I am buying anything they’re selling lol.

Engaging with the peeps. I do way better in an environment like this don’t get me wrong I love to sit at a rised-table and dole out Raymisms too but my flow is just so much better at eye level with a drank in ma hand. They should have a pre-game room.

Alright lets do this.

I am great with on-the-spot ideas.

With Anum on board, no problem.

Lightning bolt finish? You got it.

Fun is fun attracts fun.

I made them delete the one where we were fake running through the paper finish line because my face looked fug.

That’s the one! You’ve seen it.

And that is how it’s done. I suppose.

And that too. It is not macaroons but it’ll do. Anum and I wanted to go on a macaroon-eating date picnic in the park. I know right? Right.

Gossiping, duh. J/k just filling her in on all things Raymbot.

I can’t wait til my hair is long.

Oh hi Ammar.

Hi you.

Best photobomb.

Off to the Ritz for a business meeting.

Face check.

Who’s gonna ride your wild horses? I am.

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Oh hey, you’re still here? Fuh-ine. Come along then.

I wore this sensible secretary/Marge Simpson dress all weekend long. I threw a jumper in my AA bag regardless. I forgot I had tickets to War Horse in my Nella Bella clutch, the show was Saturday night so I weighed my options – continue being a hangover waste of space on the couch (actually very favorable, Shannon and I kept it real for many hours horizontally on her L-shaped wrap around holla) or go to a frickin’ fancy play and even though I fought sleep 400 times during I made it through War Horse now give me my medal.

Thank you. Finally, some much earned recognition. Hey there Anum. Anum thinks I am awesome for some reason so we are friends now DEAL WITH IT.

Back to the program now. My hair is getting longer, healthier. Fading yes and poker straight fine/thin from once being wizard white platinum but still, getting healthier and longer all the same. It will be a luxurious homecoming treat to be a mermaid again.

Strawberry earrings.

Booking it cos we is down to the wire, for my rock star panel. How rockstar.

What is this Woodbine racetrack?

Should have taken the skywalk. That is a Toronto regional-specific joke!

Oh look there’s Rannie.

‘sup Rannie. I have known that kid ten years. I like how we all rise together. #daps.

Look how excited Anum is to meet/hang with me I am so happy for her! juh-juh-juh jokes! This conference coverage (YES ONCE AGAIN) will be a two-parter. I’m using my crappy camera’s pics first. Colleague’s next. There’s just too much kay? Deal. Then once Love Trap airs (Cosmo TV Wednesday night 9:30) I can blog all of my behind the scenes footage too. I am good content-wise for like weeks if I totally wanted. But who cares about the past? It’s a finite resource -Doug Coupland. (one of my favs).

And then, your hero had a business meeting at the Ritz. What. It could happen. And can I just say that hotel bar people watching is still the bee’s knees.

The mirror wasn’t so dusty IRL and hey maybe it was even supposed to be that way.

Best tights ever.

Ghost town patio. People came to scout it for future wedding receptions.

The meeting was great. More things are happening for team “this guy”. Went back over to The Metro Toronto Convention Center to meet Shannon and take in the McD’s talk. It made us want burgers bad.

I am lucky that my eyelashes can take to mascara quite well. Once I find my eyelash glue I JUST BOUGHT I will definitely put my falsies on, they’re like Betty Boop on steroids. I need to be as pretty as possible for some undefined concrete reason. I should just go ahead and write a girl’s version of The Game. Mayhaps I’ve been writing all along through blog.

Don’t boast about your transparency campaign McDonald’s, I’m sorry but with nutrition and creating childhood morbid obesity you cannot be transparent enough. These figureheads were public relations groomed to the nines and used Ronald McDonald’s house charities as a masterful manipulation tactical cloak. Shannon and I were stunned to see the tables of beaming brainwashed moms only there to get those McD’s dollars for their coupon-littered blogs. I mean I feel that but I also noticed that McDonald’s was the number one sponsored logo placed on the conference handout.

I mean I’ll still eat McDonald’s because I think I’m invincible and am lucky that my metabolism can take it and I like to treat myself to eating garbage because I probably hate myself AND hello big macs are delicious. I just don’t like televangelist-types and why I was sitting there at all was cos Shannon was learning and Shannon is my friend and I am supportive like that. I was also a bit buzzed from my business lunch meeting so didn’t mind sitting there like a zombie. Anum and I did spend a good time pre-meeting in the Molson room so, yeah. TGIF!

Then I crashed the Women’s trade show by walking in through the exit and I think my She’s Connected badge helped, plus my smile and my walking like I am supposed to be walking in the out way. Shannon’s friend was like are you sure and I said yes I am sure, look at that security’s back turned to us right now it’s like this is supposed to happen and I am glad it did because we had a fun time! Shannon had a Brass Vixens hoola hoop booth set-up. Smart how they had the two women’s things going on at once that weekend. Smart planning.

Lets go to the women’s national show fair, drink it rather. Wine not?

Except I can’t drink sugar stuff so hard, it is.

This degenerated in to chip ‘n dales pretty quickly. I have a great video to share with you guys.

Ritz charcuterie.

Somehow Shannon got her bf to make us breakfast even though we came in at the crack of dawn lol. I’m like what trouble did YOU get in to for this? He’s like, it’s what trouble WILL I. Touche. They’re a good pair.

Dr. Ho seduced her in to buying this thing. Not cheap either!

Must cancel out that fugly picture with a cute one now.

Remember when ponytails were my thing for a little bit there? Then I grew up. I would love to see this play. I was an Emerald City dancer in a performance of Wizard of Oz many years ago.

Hi hi.

I am pretty good at hooping. #notgonnalie

Okay I am kind of lying I am not like “the best” either.

But I sure do look like I am having fun aren’t I? What can I say, I lurve trade shows. Check you later Mugh-ndayers.

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Found this article and decided to comment. I’ve decided to “play the game”, rather, play pretend like I know what the f- the game even is, or care. I have mad traffic, some bloggers make more money than me, the gloves are off and it’s time to dance. This is my arena, I’ve been coat-tailed to the top and as a friend recently said it was painful silently watching me hand the keys over to the kingdom over the past year I was like awww no WAY!

Here’s my comment:

Eleven years this November is how long I’ve been blogging.

I am actually speaking on a panel in two hours on what a blogger is worth, this article is timely. Thanks!

What is a blogger worth? I have so much to say, I have trimmed it down to bullet points and Katrina said yesterday it’s not like people are going to give their trade secrets away. Oh yeah, why not? You can’t imitate this originator, or can you?

FIND OUT SOON!

Mom got me these in Vegas. Mom and Lois spoil me, I’ll show you her (lois) tickle trunk treats when I have time. I haven’t seen them since our Rob Ford Dan Aykroyd tag team brap brap!

I love Katrina! She found a hotspot in kitchener called RAYMITHEMINX! That’s a super fan. Hi friend! Kat and I have been yammering away on twitter or my blog I forget (Do you follow me? You should I am psycho on it it’s fun @raymitheminx) the last little bit and it was a pleasure to run into her and learn of her hilarity in person, what a gem. I nicked her a triangle of brie for the road, there were 20 leftovers and all going to charity. She has kids and blabbity blah I am Robin Hood go melt it on some garlic and jam and toast mmmmm.

Snooki glasses.

When I ordered my drink I requested less tart more booze.

Cammi said everyone at her table said I was beautiful so I floated over like an angel and said hi. I liked stalking Cammi’s tweets on the ticker screen and then seeing her three seconds later. Girl got mad style and twitter following get me some-a that! We sashayed down the catwalk together in May. Fierce.

Made Rosana’s night “Thursday night dinner and celeb-spotting @raymitheminx made the night” awww. Also that fine cat is Mark, #SCCTO uhhh this guy: co-founder & Chairman of Social Media Marketing Agency; ShesConnected Multimedia Corp. He just wandered in to the keg where mom lois and I were holding court and we hung out, he taught me a zen speech master trick I am going to implement today. Utterly top secret though. I was in the bathroom washing my hands and Rosana’s gf says, hey, do you, blog? I’m like HELL YES I DO WHERE IS SHE!? Ha then I snuck up to Rosana in a corner and tapped her on the shoulder like something out of Punk’d. It was a good moment. She, like many other little raymis in time of guidance often asks herself, WHAT WOULD RAYMI DO? She also said her and her friends try and decode my tweets when I’m up to mischief. I have sentence dyslexia and a big mouth.

We never stayed at the keg so late but I was bagged, it was nice once the sea of suits mellow out and head back to their homes. Seeing CEOs smashed and smash wine glasses one after another is also totally hilarious, plus the dudes lining up to try out their pick-up lines. I had SCCTO non-partying guilt but I wanted to work on my notes and visit with the girls.

My mom has 200 photos and is taking her sweet princessy ass time in uploading them so you will have to wait. I’d have had them up already if it were my camera, which I didn’t take cos I assumed colleague blabbity blahhhhh.

Argentinian chicks.

One for me and one for me it would be awesome if molson could sponsor raymitheminx tv. I feel like every ridiculous publicity stunt i’ve engaged in the past has been an insane waste of time for not filming it, and i am not saying that in a phoney delusions of grandeur everything I say is comedy type way (even though it is and i am a professional entertainer) but, it’s just more fun, that tv thing. I want a video blog. The options agreement to my life rights is expired so I’m a free agent now.

OK SHOW TIME.

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