Luckily I am built like a spider monkey with long gangly limbs. It was still cutting off circulation a little well not really lets say that I doubt my mom could do this. Maybe we will see in my next blogvertorial takin’ the cougs a Juicin‘.

Picture an infinite loop of “being alluring”. Oh, it happened. Did I pull it off? I’ll have to wait and see along with you guys.

Sean Ward and I are big fans of the almighty “collab” and we’ve been engaging in intermedia f-ery for years now so why not do a cross-over? Kind of like when The Jetsons and the Flinstones hung out but even better.

So never fear! Raymbo Bright is here! I’m back in Juiceland :).

Who’s That Guy?

I had four bases to cover once they said action: pretend to read newspaper, reach for cup, take a sip and notice then recognize the mystery guy across the way from me then make a hot for teacher face at him. Except this time I’m not for teacher lol but for…

And then in another scene I had MORE COMPLICATED sexy sadness actions to portray as my love interest flees the scene and I grip my Jamba Juice cup lacing each finger around the container one by one like in a comic strip panel and we close up on my wittle band-aid aw.

In between takes we muck about and I show them the fine art of juggling TWO oranges. Look what those nice JJ guys said about me, Dad!

“Look who was spotted at the JJ on Bloor! Raymi the Minx – the blonde, bombshell blogger enjoying the fruits of our labour with friends this weekend! Even trying to take some of our oranges too! Don’t worry Raymi, we will share a slice or two with you Check out her blog here! raymitheminx.com/“ *Blushing* Gee gosh thanks you guys.

Great Ray the Cray does as ‘zactly as she wants. I fancy meself a bit Eloise.

Kid ‘n Play? I will show you Kid ‘n Cray!

Who’s the lucky one’ll get a juice out of those oranges?

I learned on Lamb Chop’s play-a-long how to juggle, how to APPEAR to know how to juggle by timing your lobs and quickly passing the ball to your other hand to throw up in the air and when you get better you add the third ball, which I am not ready for yet. My Biography should be called THE EASY WAY. Ha!

See! Magic! Looks real. Looks like juggling well it is juggling except not the accepted kind with a minimum of three balls.

Do you want to talk about how not lady like I look in this dress?

Meh. I’ll leave worrying about those kinds of things up to you guys.

Have you figured it out yet? Ps. I got a shout out on The Dean Blundell Show this morning! Thanks Toronto Batman! Congrats for going over a million views on youtube and thanks for including l’il ol Raymi in on it :).

So you might have guessed by now that there will be a blogmercial coming out of this Jamba Juice-infused post. Cannot wait to see it.

But who is this mysterious girl in the juice restaurant? She looks familiar to Batman too.

I love behind the scenes coverage. Wacky Zany times and being inside JJ is like being in Toy Story, it is my happy place and I’ll def be running here lots in the summer. Have dog treats for me please :).

Sure thing love you guys! First location in all of Canaduh! Next location coming soon to 1853 Avenue Road, Yorkdale mall and Milton.

I didn’t want to get juice bloat so I had a non-dairy smoothie, peach, with 3G boost added (equivalent to a half cup of coffee) and it aided in my focus and adrenaline appeasing, acting capabilities (yes haha shut up) and filled me up. When I was done I had another, this time “a red one” which means strawberry and banana. With more 3G. We all had 3G’s and were cray for it and hyper-active, great energy for the shoot and time just flew on by, we were there three hours?

I re-applied my gloss numerous and numerously and almost went through the entire thing I bought the night of Love a heart. My lips are so big we go through a lot of chap or I just raw-dog it and have naked lips that make people think I am dying of something or other haha.

This is my librarian dress from years ago (bought it at vintage by the pound) and it’s now evolved into severely scary sexy librarian who will slam your hand between an encyclopedia IF YOU DO NOT SHHHH RIGHT NOW! Eeek I am scared and staying at home to read thank yew.

Sean teaching me how to be sexy. Correction, Directing. And bravo work I might add. It is one thing to be sexy which is way simple for me I just sit there sexily and people walk in to tables and walls all around me, dogs leap for joy, nerds look up from their programming etc but to act it can get instantly un-sexy so we had to do a lot of takes because I kept becoming SUPER DUPER NERVOUSLY UN-SEXY. Like way worse than Irma.

Luckily stupid sexy Sean was there to whisper sexy motivational (trade secreted) secrets in my ear that helped me get over my shyness and step in to my Raymi the Minx big girl pants. Okay Sean-o and Matt, roll tape.

Oh, it’s you. Hi there. Didn’t notice you there. Sluuuuuurp.

What are the chances of bumpin’ in to a dame like you in a joint like this after the other night? How many missed connections have you had in your life? They can make you cray, do cray things and act cray. In my past when I’ve spotted spottings down in the Dakota I go ok White lets do it, second chances are to be observed.

Future treat.

Pure torture this photo.

I’m a little Celina Kyle looking don’t you think? Cat eyes, the specs, the shadow play. If I plan on getting in to catsuit I better get my act together though. No more potato chips.

What’s that you say? Shhh. Lips sealed.

I couldn’t locate one of my burlesque heels (found it!) so I wore my spats, my dork spats Fred Astaire tap dancing the night away danced the soles in to dust spats yes precisely those spats.

I am an actress right down to my finger tips.

Baby don’t go!

If that were my librarian or teacher I don’t think I would tire of looking at her back side writing down all her weird riddles and stories and lessons.

I was complimenting his acting skills hahah, I saw his eyebrows furrow in an acty kind of way and I was like hey Dean “I totally noticed”. Dean is a wise guy and good fun.

A custy wished them congrats on the video. A lot of people gathered around and inquired on what the Crapman was going on with our little clique.

We had to get Batman away from the window at points.

Ooh movie star out.

Then some more Bat sightings in a bakery and we were off. Teaser out!

ps. my brother’s hockey nickname was The Juice (and Juice for short) because he was fast like OJ lol so this title is a nod to that as well as a play on Jamba Juice obvi. Follow them on Twitter @JambaJuiceCA to keep tabs on what’s in store with your neighbourhood juice store also hit them up on Facebook too: Jamba Juice Canada.

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