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That flannel was the best purchase idea. 69 vintage the week I moved into Adventurehouse. Keep it styling and layered in the cold. Also check our dope smiles.

I am owning the bucket list right now.

This poster Sean made is brilliant now I’ll tell ya more about HARTH FEST (OCT 26-99 SUDBURY 7PM) a little later (or you could just investigate on your own). Turns out I am “doing too much” and confusing friends and the universe. Sorry I don’t do just one thing, eventually you’ll all catch up and know that I am always doing something and you’ll figure it out. Oh I just remembered last night a guy beneath the Dufferin bridge said RAYMI THE MINX! at me and YOU’RE AWESOME! Thanks buddy! I think I am turning into that little british accent guy you see at shows all the time with the pube ‘stach, he’s hilarious. I am spacing on what his name is though but anyway, today I dressed like a freak again and it was a success. Again.

I was late for my nirvana tribute and totally bo jangles nervous about it and rob backtracked me to dufferin cos that drum band was pounding away (awesomely so might I add) at gladstone. My little moment with the film crew felt like Mr. Dressup AFTERDARK. Heehee.

I don’t have a voice anymore today. Well I do and it’s a cross between Lindsay Lohan and ScarJo. I tried to make Lilo my friend (she actually stared at me once IRL) but now that she has gotten a dose of humble pie realness maybe she is ready to be on team Raymi. She can teach us how to strip?

And before we move on here’s a better official Casby’s recap, Britt did a very good job as did my Camera crew. Look out for more RTM TV soon. alex-at-raymitheminx.com for brand placement/sponsorship.

And now without further ado, a brief history of rebellion.

It was such a classic high school teen angsty setting. Pure brilliance that.

Dying to see footage from the front row perspective. Hook it up media peeps please.

Chicks came up to me and were like wow. WOW! You’re like a Courtney Kurt BAM! I said yeah and the cheerleaders too. A modern twist. These are stills from the second performance. I didn’t wear the bear suit for it.

The band didn’t know what hit ‘em. Or did. Whatever right.

Reading my notes with my bear paw gloves on. Mind blanked. Was shaking. What is the capacity of that theatre? teacher is saying 3-400 people in attendance for my set, maybe 2, either way it was nerve-rackingly blissful to look out to all those people. I just say yes to everything these days and do it. I face my fears, I think haters don’t do that so it’s like a double diss to see me do? The thing is, I want joiners, I’m NOT alienating anybody here, there must be a disconnect. I should have filmed a monthly hello how are you vlog years ago.

I look hilarious.

Packaging is everything. I can be pretty on the inside all I want but I don’t sing like Susan Boyle so I gotta shine it up a tad. Think of your looks to talent ratio like a seesaw, react/act accordingly. Im not a rocket scientist or anything but it seems pretty straight forward.

How could I say no to this?

Check the smile on that guy’s face. they had their little Kurt happening. I’m glad I could do that for them. Blaha.

I was pretty smooth on the head banging moments and air drumming.

And the other Kurt guy waiting in the wings there. I felt sorry for everyone who had to follow my “performance” “art”.

Lots of punk kicking like so. I pulled out the punk show 101 arsenal. Bit-a skunking too.

OK you get the point. Here’s 15 pictures of the same scene with me jumping around.

On my way in to the Toronto Underground Cinema.

Not everyone is as good with mystery camera as I am.

I yelled out to a crowd of hipsters GOOD NEWS EVERYONE I JUST FOUND THE TREASURE MAP OF NUIT BLANCHE IT’S OK NOW EVERYONE CAN RELAX. Every time I said something ridiculous I’d beat it out of there before the punchline sunk in then several yards away, raucous laughter. Practising comedy at every juncture.

The weirdest thing about Nuit Blanche is all the people doing normal things, what weirdos! That guy is eating in a restaurant, look. How bizarre. You know?

Speed art critique. Funny. Only in that it is a negativity set-up. Pompous.

That guy was playing a flute with a helmet on and weird rainbow hair. I danced into this street dance circle BUT first accidentally stepped on an empty plastic cup which made a LOUD crackling scrape so my bear suit entrance was enhanced in the most stupid of ways. UGH.

Neat cars everywhere. Elite eccentrics too. Love that.

it’s really annoying that someone was shot and killed here last night in Bellwoods. There was so much joy and fun and creativity. Come on people knock it off. Having to be afraid when out on an art crawl, the point being carefree abandon and then having a fear in the back of your mind that some idiot might lose their cool, sigh.

Hey oh noes is that my brother you are wearing?

I teddy bear danced myself on in. Everyone went I love your hat then realized it was a full outfit and then wanted to squeeze me haha. Interesting social experiment. People think you’re a super human and let their guard down, they open up, it’s wonderful really. I am a total hippie.

See anyone you know?

Swedes trying to figure out the art. It was a statement about how much water waste soft drink manufacturing facilities create. Then the hot dog guy got in to a discussion with me about how meat eaters waste more water cos the animals we eat drink water BAHAHHAHAHA. I was like dude really? Some of the resources on our planet are there to be used for what they’re meant to be used for ie. DRINKING. You’d think meat eaters were saving water by eating all the animals THAT ARE ALLEGEDLY DRINKING ALL THE WATER. All in all at Nuit Blanche no one cares about your statement (according to all the friends I ran in to whom all said the same thing about this installation) they just want to mosh in to it. Me? I care. Soft drinks bad now lets go get one!

I thought it was a secret hidden advertisement for Pepsi cos obvi that is how my mind works and now look, it is. I once DREAMED about one of those mini chubby cans of pepsi, it worked, I bought one the second I woke up.

That part was cool. The girl seemed a bit pissed her installation was kind of destroyed. We later bumped into a couple guys I know who said they were throwing each other in to it, taking a ladder away and leaning it against a tree haha pretty funny. What do you expect, it’s Nuit Blanche, once you put rules in art you destroy it and expose that it’s not about art at all it’s about control and being right.

He’s holding my card. Do you think he’ll remember any of this?

HUNGRY BEAR. I told all girls who came near that I wound eat them.

That’s a nice one. Wonder if she was in attendance.

Nice lashes night. See that mark on my arm, it’s a burn from the oven. There’ll be a MINX tat there soon to cover it up.

A note to self shot that I want to go and buy this.

Loved this. Toronto should go South Beach on the regular.

This was fun. OK NIGHT!

oh well whatever nevermind

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I want to blast all my pics up as usual but I also want to write my creative blabbity blahs along with so it’ll have to wait. This photo (above) was my UNKLE/radiohead video homage.

“That’s no way for a ladybear to be carried to the Teddy Bear Picnic!” from stew. I said, “IT IS NOW. especially since a guy was shot and murdered in this very spot 30 minutes later.”

“this is totally random but. a friend of mine was tagged in your photo and I recognized you from last night at toronto underground cinema. you absolutely rocked. I saw you perform smells like teen spirit and loved it. you were very entertaining. I did vocals for it much later in the night..like 3am haha it was fun!
I also adore your fuzzy animal sweater thing. you’re lovely “

I pull my shirt down halfway through and lose the bear suit, they loved it, made some new fans, was wicked. Have another performance too on video I’ll save for a rainy day. I couldn’t hear myself at all, had amnesia on the lyrics every four seconds. Teen spirit is the one song I tune out instantly when it comes on from over-playing it as a teenager it’s now like the Michael Jackson of Nirvana songs, you know the words but you don’t because you’re so certain that you’ll just know them. They had lyrics up for us that people moshed to shreds, I kicked a little Johhny Rotten at ‘em too. I’ve got 186 mystery camera pictures to share but I’m going to the brickworks pic-a-nic for 12ish. Had I known it would be 12-“ish” I’D BE IN BED STILL OMFG 0_o. We ended the night in Mcdonald’s, the parkdale one. Don’t think I saw one smile. In the streets though, I terrorized everyone and RAWR’ed at them. WAS very fun and well-received. Bumped into loads of friends and freaks, I love Nuit Blanche. I missed going up to U of T, that’s my fav NB stomping ground, did anyone else check it out?

Then I hung out with Vincent Gallo.

Punk overtook my body. Juicebox said I won for best outfit.

If I can’t show my nipples I will find a way around that.

They had full on bondage going on back here, Doug showed me a video of it. Puts our little cheeky fun innocent burlesque acts in a whole new safer category now, wow. A girl was hanging upside down from the ceiling, bound in ropes, naked, hardcore.

Have any questions for David Suzuki for me? Yesterday on twitter I said I would be all over David Suzuki like Mario and Tanooki and then everyone called me Tanooki last night. I even turned to stone when a fireball bounced at me and I survived thanks to my suit (nintendo joke you probably wouldn’t understand). That’s Eyeborg interviewing me, the first thing I ran into on our way out, can’t wait to see the video. I drew an orgasm and talked about sex. I’m sure it was their best interview. Bears have lots of opinions. This goes along with my new rule: don’t do anything unless it is filmed (in some capacity). My excellence is a waste if no one gets to see it and possibly forward it along Steven Spielberg.

I went wild in Bellwoods and narrated NOW WHEN BEARS ARE IN THEIR NATURAL HABITAT SUCH AS THIS BELL-WOODS PLACE, AN ANIMALISTIC URGE WILL OVERTAKE ME, I MAY GET A BIT AGGRESSIVE SO WATCH OUT. I kill me. Kay bath time.

NUiT BLANCHE TONiGHT Let me crowd surf into your heart

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get up on the mic if you want!

This is an amazing song I found on Stew’s hypem channel, it’s a remix of my favourite song on the list of songs. amazing. My earring drops out halfway through this, it’s funny. Not wearing that pair tonight! and then when I put the bullets on i yell EWOK. After zipping up costume and saying FULL BEAR. HA. ha.

Watch history go down TONIGHT. NUIT BLANCHE 186 SPADINA AVE. I think about 11 or so I’ll head over. It’s going to be redonkulous. F- UP and tokyo police club. Penny lane is out on the scenes again. It already made pitchfork and I heard it was sent to RollingStone too. WOW! TEEN SPIRIT! Come mosh with me. I’m wearing docs.

My new know it all bestie Kat wrote some stuff about brands and blogging and she lost this stare down big time.

Uploading an adorably stupid dancing bear video. Gettin’ pumped! So nervous. Don’t know any words. BARF!

BARFINGTON BLOGGER!

My last insane rock performance in front of a packed film fest crowd at wrong bar. only one who sang. Gave’r with terry of fubar ya ya. I solved a crime too with my photo skills. I do it all, really, I do. Then I saw F-d up at wrong bar for nxne, it was crayzay. They are on the same bill tonight with me so I am scared. This is a punk show PREPARE THYSELF ACCORDINGLY.

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the more people tell me to change the more i stay the same

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Rosana on the right sent me this!

Hey Lauren,

You’re right, it was exactly like a scene out of PUNK’D – I later told laura that I felt like I was on a talk-show and I was suddenly surprised by like, my favourite actress…or something like that.
Also got mad emails and msgs from friends being like “you were out with raymi?” – you’re a celeb.

Anyway, just wanted to say what’s up and it was great meeting you. You’re such a cool person offline (and on). You’re awesome at what you do and deserve all the success that is coming your way – I think hating is just jealousy in poor disguise.

Next time I see you, I’ll make sure I’m the one that says hi before my friend finds you in the ladies room :)

-rosanna

DARLING!

I just sent her back an insane email, I was trying to be funny and that’s the thing about humour if it isn’t funny it’s just insane. Jokes are like life preservers, you throw them out but not everyone catches them. I am on a metaphor roll these days, on the panel I made a metaphor about a water pitcher and a good looking product (you/blogger) and I was like WILL ONE OF THESE WOMEN CUT ME OFF AND SAVE ME YET? Hahah. Colleague has video of my talk and then I was interviewed by some guy and got to say the rest of my notes, pretty good delivery too, maybe some metaphors. Was that even a metaphor I made? Yeah if it starts with LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES then it’s a metaphor. No wait, a simile. Ack.

This makes me want to vom right now. It’s like zero booze too, I didn’t get wasted at all, well, I didn’t require it.

That’s me and Farah, they did my under eyes with a bit of charcoal. I have left my makeup at my dad’s again and had to re-buy stuff. That’s twice in a month. I am a dough head. I need a manager. Thought Farah would be there again yesterday to do makeup, ahha wrong. I finished my eyes in the loo.

Head wreathe is from Quebec City and the dress belongs to Britt. Britt has 23456 little dresses. I have to give it back to her before Christmas time and what’s funny is, this is the first time I’ve ever worn it, was never tiny enough to wear it confidently.

Way better looking now.

Mark hung with coug crew and I. Fun time. Got sozzled. Gahah that guy looks like he is making out with my mom.

This was a second after Lois almost bailed. I had been making tons of going over on our ankles wedges jokes and we just dashed across the street over the tracks waving to cops and stuff and wham! There’s another picture coming up, I have to d/l these from my mom’s FB. This is the only neurotic way I ever get photos from her. Serenity now. Sigh.

Team corporate Thursday lol.

Blaha time speed up two hours later? Nahh just an hour.

I went to put these on yesterday but they were gone, I gave one to each of those birds. They bought me prezzies (ew I never say that word and I am never saying it again) so raymi the lush passed them on.

With the Shes-connected back-drop thing.

Red carpet practise 101: personify AWESOME.

Be a cabbage patch kid. Hi I’m the event fairy, sprinkle sprinkle. I am this close to buying fairy wings. Ok guess what I’ve looked over my notes and have just decided, that I am buying fairy wings. Ahha that’s a play on a joke from last night, “Shut up. Hey guess what? We talked it over, looked at the figures and have come up with the findings of SHUT UP.”

I sucked at this, she won. The game station guys had french accents from paris. They liked us.

HI Lena! Love our chats! This was a reunion for us blogher girls, we all partied in San Diego together. Brought back fond memories, I think I quoted my girl power kumbaya quote at least ten times.

Thanks for the wiener! Inside joke with Steffy, aw I miss her. Saw a pic of her in her wedding dress. Looks like I am going back to tbay next year. That’s 4 times now and if there’s one more Toronto remark I am taking up cage-fighting before I get there.

Missoni rip-off shorts (isn’t there a woman selling her boots for over 30k on ebay? mental!) and I remember this pattern the first time around, courtesy le chateau and they say you shouldn’t do a trend the second time around if you were alive for it the first time. WRONG: YOU DO IT BETTER. I never got the print from le chateau that I dearly wanted because I had a fixed partying/shopping budget from my part time after school job but LC was my mecca. Speaking of them…

Lisa and I got gassed at the 3M party luau that I gate-crashed and almost lit myself on fire but they still sent me a back to school package plus a water jug (like a brita) I drink more water now and will probably live longer and have better skin for it. Hi Lisa!

Why did I suck so bad? Maybe because I was too busy flirting with the french boys.

My rack looked great this night. When the dress was passed off to me by Britt she said, it’s VERY SLUTTY and the cleavage is deep. Teacher bought me the bra in burlington cos he packed (HORRIBLY) for me and I didn’t want to have my party hats showing through my fred perry shirt at the 90’s party all night long in front of my brother and his friends.

Every time my mom and Lois come to town it is a bonafide shit show, here is when they arrive at the sheraton and I am trying to get this guy to direct them to the underground parking. I was like ok good luck meet ya inside.

Lovin’ the shorts.

Good one mom.

This one too omg it’s the rat race. That brings back commuter stress anxiety big time but it’s an amazing shot.

Little miss Cammi and I. Love that girl.

Hilarious. That guy was BLASTED! He was saying ridiculous double meaning sinister things. I think my mom got a video too.

Look how stressed out video games make you look. You should see me playing Hell’s Kitchen, edge of couch totally tensed up and terrified (gordon ramsay screams at you the whole time hahaha) I don’t even know how that game can be considered fun? Doom also makes me a wreck, knowing an alien is going to jump out at you or Hitler behind every corner, it’s too scary.

That dress is unforgiving. Hanging and bonding and friending with Katrina was an #SCCTO highlight for sure :). Her boy is autistic and she is so humoured about it and trashed on Jenny Mccarthy and I said that I heard autistic people would be like dolphins of all the mammals, severely intelligent, trying to communicate yet unreachable, maybe indecipherable. I am touched by these people and fascinated and when I’m done with about face (another cause I love and have newly learned about, tell you more later) I want to do Angelina Jolie type sh- for an Autism foundation.

Lots of brie!

Hey Rye/Steph that guy is from TBay but I don’t know much else cos I was too busy bragging about climbing that mountain and he kept asking which one and was like, in Red Rock and Nazis died falling down it. I climbed it twice. The second time in a bikini.

What am I thinking about here?

Just anotha night with the Kerouacs.

Hahah mom what was that little man yabbering on about the whole time to you? They thought the other one looked like Robbie Williams but kept saying RoBIN Williams. Meanwhile Mark and I are blabbity blah about other stuff and they keep repeating robin williams gahah classic.

The scene of many many many past crimes. No not real crimes. I stayed at the sheraton for a week once to avoid every single person I know when our group had mad dramz going down. I wasted a lot of money, I was young and dumb.

Doing our Raymaoke. Do you remember this old blog I had about karaoke SING IT AND THEY WILL COME.

Still my favourite picture and emotion eric is still around! AHHAHAHAA. Oh no wait his last entry was 2008. I have been hyperlinking to him since 2004!

I look like my niece here I’ll get a photo to prove it.

Katrina is one of those chicks who look like they are ten years old but have two kids and live in kitchener oakville omg f- off. Why do moms look younger than party girls? I think I just invented a new reality show called party girls vs the moms. Moms are perfectionists, ultra Alphas. Scary. Hi I love you!

As if I am not going to morph into an exact replica of my mother. Dad said in one of the pics of me interviewing Sam Roberts I am making a Tracey face.

One gal said I was wearing Snooki glasses. HAHAH we have to catch up on our Jersey stories.

These Argentinean babes were so on the prowl. I lured them over to our table and my mom mean girled them lol. Hi welcome to the Kardashians.

They’re so cute! I got party mamas. Part of my brand is big on family. Mother daughter relationships are contentious so lets duke it out at an event ma. We made the Grid together too ya know. BOO YA!

Goldsbie in the grid added my little exclusive tidbit to his ford stalking column feature. I knew about this event a month in advance, I knew Aykroyd would be the host. You’d think the media would be nicer to me I might dole out some celeb tips. Tomorrow I’ma be all over David Suzuki like Mario and Tanooki BAAM!

We love our events, espesh the fun ones. We have ADD too so it was perfect, so many stalls to hop to.

I love how eighties Toronto can look sometimes. It reminds me of adventures in babysitting when she is on the skyscraper outside window and sees the parents of the kids at that cocktail party on like the 50th story something ridiculous. I was raised on cinema. I have seen EVERY FILM. I don’t understand people who haven’t seen major motion pictures like the staples. Blows my mind. You are not participating on the planet that way.

I bought us matching bling rings in San Diego. Rose tipped me off that my fav jewelry store was near our hotel. I want to go to made you look now.

I am a swag hag.

I had a dirty martini. Which then we had to discuss and then I schooled everybody. I like when people think I am stupid. I am a one-upper when bored.

Look I am catching Lois’ wipe out. I look like a golden grasshopper. That should be a sexy costume don’t.

Oh my god look at that hot french frog check us out. I bet he wanted my mom that’s so french, and so are we.

I like that Lois rocks stripper heels on a regular basis. Deeta Von Teese said when dating Marilyn Manson that he understood her necessity to put on garters and make up and perfect hair, fishnets high stilettos just to go to the supermarket. CRAY-ZAY girl I’m maad hungray hurry your ass up and as if she grocery shops. She is a delicate angel she floats on feather cushions in Paris.

What were we talking about here Kat?

Thanks Lois! It’s a shirt with a girl who looks like me.

Hi Ammar! Ammar rules!

Lining up your head with the neck isn’t so easy. There is an art to photo perfection.

Got these lads drankin’ Raymi kool-aid.

I honked the horn like a maniac. They tried to keep us in the car doing round after round of videos. It was surreal and funny. We speed event’d cos we had Keg designs haha.

My mom and I stayed at the Sheraton when I was a month shy of 15. We partied. My Dad and brother had boys weekends with my uncle Roger so it was only fair. The first time I realized we weren’t normal was from the reaction from a chamber maid regarding a massive Santa Claus we had displayed in our hotel room window facing down on Nathan Phillips square (Mom bought it majorly discounted from CrabTree and Evelyn at Eatons Center, she’s like Martha Stewart) but this was in MARCH so it was a bit out of season, hence the discount. The maid was all O-faced and said you people are…different, yeah? HAhA WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? Here’s your tip lady. Live your life like Entourage and you’ll go far.

Drunk yuppies smashing glasses everywhere told ya, mom got cut! at keg too, so burly!

Thanks for the drinks men! LOL.

GAahahhaha I am so hungover and having a hangover beer which instantly makes me feel smashed and this is hilarious to me right now I can’t wait to stop typing so I can look at it again. I haven’t even got around to posting my mom’s photos from my Tattoo Rock parlour Burlesque night, the limo ride all the way to Salvador Darling for ADVENTUREHOUSE V or six, what is the roman numeral for 6? For newcomers, adventurehouse is/was a dj night we threw at salvador darling but idiots thought it was a house party at our house CALLED Adventurehouse (by me) and My mom and Lois came to one and thought it was hilarious, full of ADD-riddled parkdale lushes and eccentrics and hip people, weirdos plus us. I went in my burlesque bra and bettie page shorts I’ll post those another time.

My mom is psychotically competitive too. She’s got Queen Bee complex.

I am amazing at video games I don’t know how I was so terrible at this.

I leave you with this photo of Casie and I on St.Patties Day a million years ago. You’d have to pay to hear the real trouble we got up to this night hahaha. PAYCE!

SHAMON-RA IT’S OVER!

as usual we got up to no good last night

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Found this article and decided to comment. I’ve decided to “play the game”, rather, play pretend like I know what the f- the game even is, or care. I have mad traffic, some bloggers make more money than me, the gloves are off and it’s time to dance. This is my arena, I’ve been coat-tailed to the top and as a friend recently said it was painful silently watching me hand the keys over to the kingdom over the past year I was like awww no WAY!

Here’s my comment:

Eleven years this November is how long I’ve been blogging.

“Bloggers are not typically trained journalists that understand the company/PR firm/reporter news continuum.” Wrong. Fully understand, it’s called shutting up in business and not burning a bridge. Bloggers sound off for no reason at all times for attention and it’s time to grow up.

You do not need 90 days to make an incredible event, it takes 30, choose your top 5 (or 3) influencers who then extend their network force, pay them, mash networks together, treat that project (event/product campaign) like a pyramid scheme until it is completed.

I am actually speaking on a panel in two hours on what a blogger is worth, this article is timely. Thanks!

What is a blogger worth? I have so much to say, I have trimmed it down to bullet points and Katrina said yesterday it’s not like people are going to give their trade secrets away. Oh yeah, why not? You can’t imitate this originator, or can you?

FIND OUT SOON!

Mom got me these in Vegas. Mom and Lois spoil me, I’ll show you her (lois) tickle trunk treats when I have time. I haven’t seen them since our Rob Ford Dan Aykroyd tag team brap brap!

I love Katrina! She found a hotspot in kitchener called RAYMITHEMINX! That’s a super fan. Hi friend! Kat and I have been yammering away on twitter or my blog I forget (Do you follow me? You should I am psycho on it it’s fun @raymitheminx) the last little bit and it was a pleasure to run into her and learn of her hilarity in person, what a gem. I nicked her a triangle of brie for the road, there were 20 leftovers and all going to charity. She has kids and blabbity blah I am Robin Hood go melt it on some garlic and jam and toast mmmmm.

Snooki glasses.

When I ordered my drink I requested less tart more booze.

Cammi said everyone at her table said I was beautiful so I floated over like an angel and said hi. I liked stalking Cammi’s tweets on the ticker screen and then seeing her three seconds later. Girl got mad style and twitter following get me some-a that! We sashayed down the catwalk together in May. Fierce.

Made Rosana’s night “Thursday night dinner and celeb-spotting @raymitheminx made the night” awww. Also that fine cat is Mark, #SCCTO uhhh this guy: co-founder & Chairman of Social Media Marketing Agency; ShesConnected Multimedia Corp. He just wandered in to the keg where mom lois and I were holding court and we hung out, he taught me a zen speech master trick I am going to implement today. Utterly top secret though. I was in the bathroom washing my hands and Rosana’s gf says, hey, do you, blog? I’m like HELL YES I DO WHERE IS SHE!? Ha then I snuck up to Rosana in a corner and tapped her on the shoulder like something out of Punk’d. It was a good moment. She, like many other little raymis in time of guidance often asks herself, WHAT WOULD RAYMI DO? She also said her and her friends try and decode my tweets when I’m up to mischief. I have sentence dyslexia and a big mouth.

We never stayed at the keg so late but I was bagged, it was nice once the sea of suits mellow out and head back to their homes. Seeing CEOs smashed and smash wine glasses one after another is also totally hilarious, plus the dudes lining up to try out their pick-up lines. I had SCCTO non-partying guilt but I wanted to work on my notes and visit with the girls.

My mom has 200 photos and is taking her sweet princessy ass time in uploading them so you will have to wait. I’d have had them up already if it were my camera, which I didn’t take cos I assumed colleague blabbity blahhhhh.

Argentinian chicks.

One for me and one for me it would be awesome if molson could sponsor raymitheminx tv. I feel like every ridiculous publicity stunt i’ve engaged in the past has been an insane waste of time for not filming it, and i am not saying that in a phoney delusions of grandeur everything I say is comedy type way (even though it is and i am a professional entertainer) but, it’s just more fun, that tv thing. I want a video blog. The options agreement to my life rights is expired so I’m a free agent now.

OK SHOW TIME.

I always fly Harth Air

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We have roller girls on the bill now too. Check out Jazmin’s Solo from our last gig at The Bovine.

EARLY BIRD NERD SPECIAL!

AND WE HAVE A THIRD GIRL: BUNNY ANGORA!

We do weddings. You’d be surprised how many receptions request live entertainment now, and in front of the kids too, so exotic and progressive.

Bunny and I danced together with the Harlettes. yes that is similar to Harth Airlettes. The Harth boys are to blame, coincidentalish name, so we’re called harth air (air is sharper than airway) and I had to add something dancey to it so you’d know we were flight attendants. If you had a better idea than “lettes” you should have spoken up.

Maybe I can fly Harth to Germany cos I’m big in Düsseldorf! look!

Hello,

I’m Robin from Germany.

A few friends of mine and me are running a Hardcore music print fanzine. The main content is hardcore related but we even have metal, emo(core), a bit rock and other stuff. Besides this we are reporting about environmental topics and lifestyle.

We even have a huge online community and seperated mens only and girls only.
In the girls only area your blog has been linked from time to time.

So I thought, why not to do an Interview with you.
I don’t really have a script right now, but I think it might be interesting for some of the people down here about how your blog went that big and especially the person behind all this.

if you like that Idea. please hit me back

greetings

Robin Outspoken

Düsseldorf in Germany

RAYMI THE MINX VISITS GERMANY?

I Have been dying of curiosity about what they are all saying about me over on that forum, getting traffic to tumblr and raymitheminx.com like bananas. Guten Tag! Can’t wait!

Wonder if my Gulag had anything to do with it too. I’ll blog a video of Jasmine Valentine’s burlesque performance from SO LONG SUMMER up here in a moment along with more photos of the HARTH HIVE. Sean said they spoke to ANDY MILONAKIS for twenty minutes yesterday and I can’t spoil anything else. I can’t believe this is happening. I am going to take the boys to yuk yuk’s next week for a night out VIP RAYMI style. I must convince Alkarim to allow me to groom/exploit him more, he’s our Jeff Goldblum! The entire Harth cast of characters are a dream. What’s next, toadstool hallucinogens with Joe Rogan? PROBABLY!

This was the day I taught them all the meaning of respect.

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That’s something our Uncle John used to say to us as kids and hold us upside down at our grandparents. He’s a genius, can write symphonies, writes symphonies, right?

EARLY BIRD HARTH FEST TICKET SPECIAL 1. You will have to pay extra at the door 2. That will suck for you 3. email Raymi@raymitheminx.com for MEDIA* GUEST LIST ONLY. *influencers too.

Speaking of androidTO I have been full on functioning like a robot the past two weeks, one massive project attention after another, after another, I feel like my brain is being rewired from workload expansion to the large variety in the types of projects ranging from music, tech, burlesque, blog, tv, charity, green conscious, foodie, blogvertorial, public speaking, pitch writing, parties BOOM. A hater said recently that I just flounce around and say that is work. HA I wish. From sun-up to well past sun down I am go go go, not to mention documenting it all then blogging it, covering, sharing. It gets exhausting.

Someone said I should be an Iron Fist model. He’s a BMX bike guy so he would know. I told him to write to them and say any lie necessary.

Wanted to eat at nunu yesterday but they were closed so we went to the beac. that place is such a cave, like the raven, my earrings, and poem.

Prosecco is too sweet for me.

While I blogged in Burnoutington, Teacher picked up candles from JYSK. He said it’s like ikea and home outfitters. He bought cushions and tea towels too. YAY NEW STUFF HOUSE PRESENTS!

Hat head day.

Bye for real now!

PS. WE’VE GOT A NAME FOR OUR BURLESQUE TROUPE FOR THE SHOW AT THE BOVINE SATURDAY OCTOBER 29:

HAUNTED HOUSE HAREM.

Boo!

Anyway brb after Stella and I go on a thinking cruise together.